Despite Star magazine’s claims that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, Brad reveals in the October issue of Esquire that he is holding out — for a gay wedding. He says:

“…I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.”

I think it’s noble indeed to take a stance against social injustice. Admittedly, I don’t go around championing the marital rights of homosexuals as much as I go around championing my own right to dabble in psychedelic drugs. Oh, and this other time, I refused to shave my armpits until the war in Iraq was over. That was pretty noble, too. But I was banking on the war lasting, like, two weeks, not two years, and armpit hair is suprisingly itchy and unattractive. So I decided instead to keep doing drugs until the war is over. That way, everybody wins, and I can still wear a tank top.

More pics of Brad looking old at the Toronto Film Festival this weekend after the jump.