Kirsten Dunst is busy blabbing about her and ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal’s sex life instead of promoting her new film “Marie Antoinette.” She tells Britain’s News of the World:

“[Jake and I] had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn’t have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught… Jake was the love of my life. He was, is and always will be. Despite what has happened, though, I still have this whole fairytale vision in my head because I was brought up on movies and storybooks that say I’m going to find my soulmate, get married and have a perfect life. Maybe one day that will be with Jake.”

Funny, I don’t remember Prince Charming pounding Cinderella in a ballroom bathroom or in the backseat of the horse-drawn carriage. That’s not like any fairytale I’ve ever heard of. It sounds more like “Sexerella and the Horny Stepsisters,” which is really less of a “fairy tale” and more of a “shitty porno.”

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