You may remember that Paris Hilton made a vow to remain celibate for an entire year in an interview she did with British GQ a month ago. Well, it’s been 21 days (that’s almost 6% of a year, guys), and it looks like Paris’ puss is back in business! She was seen with Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker at his hotel on Monday night, just a week after their sloppy grope-fest at Pure Nightclub. The Sun reports:

“Before long [Paris and Travis] were making out on one of the VIP beds. They were groping and grinding with their clothes on. All her friends and her sister Nicky were there looking stunned.” The raunchy couple then gave the crowd even more of a show when they headed to strip club Spearmint Rhino in a limousine. “Their steamy show in their limo, near the rear VIP private entrance, was more sizzling than the lap dances inside. Guys were standing around watching.”

Why would you publically announce your pledge to celibacy and then dry-hump a divorcee before spending the night at his hotel? I guess she figured it only took 20 days of “not doing it” for her STD’s to magically disappear and her vagina made like new. You know, like how monkey urine cures canker sores and the toenail clippings of a virgin make you immune to chicken pox. All that “science” stuff out there is just propaganda put out to keep a socialite down.

More pictures of Paris (in a wig) scurrying in and out of Travis’ hotel after the jump.

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