Claudia Schiffer Goes to the Dogs
British police are closing in model Claudia Schiffer and her loyal canine minions. Celebrity Entertainment Network News reports:
Claudia’s German shepherd OSCAR and Irish wolfhound ROXY have allegedly been barking aggressively at neighbors and terrorizing postmen deliering mail. Schiffer’s address… is on Royal Mail’s list of potentially dangerous residences. [Claudia] was obligated to pay for surgery on a Jack Russell terrier dog which Roxy attacked in 2005… At least six locals [complain] they have become too frightened to walk near the area.
I would guess that the neighbors are actually afraid of Claudia’s monstrous wonky eye but are too polite to indicate otherwise. “I’m terrifed of those beastly dogs” sounds much nicer on an R.S.V.P. than “I’m terrified of your inescapable stink-eye.” Because that eye is inescapable. Try moving away from the computer. It followed you, didn’t it?
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sonya
I hear that she’s a new addition at the Haunted Mansion. You know, those pictures that change from a normal scene to something sinister. Except in her case, the picture just stays the same. It IS a kid’s ride, after all.
Sep 14th, 2006
Johnny Rad
She looks like one of those creatures from Mars Attacks.
Sep 14th, 2006
Smarty Mcgillicutty von Bust-A-Nut
Are we allowed to swear here?
Sep 14th, 2006
Smarty Mcgillicutty von Bust-A-Nut
deliere: has no meaning in the english language, or in any language for that matter.
derriere: noun. The part of one’s back on which one rests in sitting: buttock (used in plural), posterior, rump, seat. Informal backside, behind, bottom, rear. Slang bun (used in plural), fanny, tush. Chiefly British bum. See over/under. body part – any part of an organism such as an organ or extremity torso, trunk, body – the body excluding the head and neck and limbs; “they moved their arms and legs and bodies”. “You deserve a good kick in the derierre, buy a dictionary.”; “Are you going to sit on your derierre or are you going to buy a dictionary?” syn. arse, ass, behind, buns, buttocks, hind end, hindquarters, keister, nates, posterior, prat, fanny, rear end, tooshie, tush, seat, fundament, backside, bottom, butt, rump, stern, tail end, tail, rear, can, bum.
Sep 14th, 2006
Fillup
I would take the time to cum on her face.
Mar 24th, 2008
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