Jessica Simpson Is Scary
Pop star Jessica Simpson confessed on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday that men sometimes find her scary. She told Ellen:
“I think I’m too hard to be in love with. It ends up on the cover of every magazine. I scare people away. I’m a lot to take on.”
“And right now who I am, I am so in love with. I am so happy with who I am. It’s all about the journey.”
I have to admit that I was scared when I saw these pictures from Jessica’s solo dinner at Il Sole in Hollywood on Tuesday. Scared because when a hot chick suddenly goes frumpy and puts on knee-high moon boots and eats alone and starts talking about being in love with herself, a Margot Kidder-style breakdown is usually right around the bend. I know because I’m typing this covered in dirt behind some bushes by the bus depot, and I used to be beautiful.
More pics of Jessica arriving at Il Sole after the jump
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
d. c.
Oh yeah, well she is selfish, and self absorbed dippy-brain that turns off anyone with sense, and believes all the ‘perk up’, ‘it’s not you, it’s your beauty and fame that frightens them’ talks her paid staff and family gives her, when she is concerned by massive social failures, that she might not be attractive or much too egotistical..! So sad!
Sep 14th, 2006
blotto98
Other than the stupid sunglasses I think she looks great.
And I’d rather listen to her drivel than some hairy pitted feminist drone on about the unfairness of today’s society and the self deprecating nature of attractive women, blah, blah, blah….
God made some women pretty, some women smart and a few both. Know your roll in life and fulfill it. But leave the others alone.
Sep 14th, 2006
sonya
Those jugs would make Papa Simpson proud.
Sep 14th, 2006
gail
Actually many women are smart and beautiful. It is not that odd.
Sep 14th, 2006
abbadabba
go blotto… like she’s supposed to being wearing a sweatshirt or something
Sep 14th, 2006
Brian
Well she may be hard to be with but I know I would make it work lol she is just to gorgoeus.
Sep 14th, 2006
petemclochness
Whoever this new writer is, they are fan-effing-tastic. I’m out at sea on the mighty warship USS Eisenhower, and you have to get your laughs when you can.
Sep 14th, 2006
abby
petemclochness, i want you to be my pirate. Let’s plunder and pillage and make sweet love on the shores of Tortuga.
p.s. sailors are SO HOT right now.
Sep 14th, 2006
sonya
I heart sailors! Hey pete, may the force be with ya man.
Sep 15th, 2006
evil bunny
i second you, sonja!
abby, sailors are ALWAYS HOT!
good to hear from ya, pete.
Sep 15th, 2006
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Jul 3rd, 2007
david vargas
estas bien chichona con ganas de tenerte
en la cama a gatas y aserte auyar con ganas de verte encuerada
Sep 17th, 2008
rich tuttle
if she is scay to be with then i want to be scared to death
Dec 13th, 2008
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