Sep 18, 20064
Kristin Cavallari on MySpace
“Laguna Beach” star-turned-Bongo-spokesmodel Kristin Cavallari has a MySpace page! And it’s just as lame and cheesy as you’d imagine. Naturally, she’s topless in a couple of shots, or “sexily” mugging for the camera with her douchebag teenybopper cohorts.
Little known fact about “Laguna Beach”: it’s the single greatest recruiting tool for Hezbollah’s “Jihad: War Against the Great Satan” recruiting efforts. They just put a couple of episodes on a continuous loop and “the magic works itself.” Watch a “Laguna Beach” marathon and tell me if you’re not filled with an uncontrollable murderous rage, too.
More MySpace pics of the spawn of the Great Satan after the jump
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
stephen
can we get those pics then please!? profile is set to private now
Sep 18th, 2006
sonya
I HATE it when girls pucker up their lips like that. I’d LOVE to snap a mousetrap on those lips. THEN we’d see who’d pucker up. Bwa ha ha.
Sep 18th, 2006
kynbabe
kristin’s sooo kool i luv n ppl say i look lyke her 2…..which iz kinda koo
Jul 31st, 2007
hayley
She has totally lost too much weight!!
Aug 6th, 2008
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