Lindsay Lohan Falls Down

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Lindsay Lohan wiped out and broke her wrist at a Fashion Week party, according to Access Hollywood.

…The 20-year-old actress slipped and fell at the Milk Studios in New York, fracturing her wrist in two places. She was taken to St. Vincent’s Hospital… [her publicist] said that “there’s a pending investigation” into the accident, after Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn’t take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground.

I’m glad to know that you can maybe sue somebody because you’re a clumsy drunken coked-up whore.  Because this parking meter last week totally came out of nowhere while I was stumbling home and blacked my eye. And then the sidewalk “didn’t take proper measures to prevent” my own vomit from splattering back into my face. And it really burned my eyes. Somebody is going to pay for that walk of shame, and God knows it isn’t going to be me.

A couple of pics of Lindsay’s photo shoot for German InStyle after the jump.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Liz

    first

  2. I like how they airbrushed those nasty freckles out and made it appear that she has a healthy, glowing color.

    P.S.

    If she sues, will her statement include, “You broke my dick hand?”

  3. evil bunny

    don’t forget the cottage cheese thighs (that she is WAAAAY to young to have, anyway) i hate to say it, but the airbrushing has her looking pretty hot!

  4. She may be looking hot Buns, but lookit that teeny little blip of a butt. If we ever crashed into K-2 and she was on the plane with us, and we were starving, and both Lindsay and I died, it would be MY butt you’d eat, definitely not hers. Hers is barely a mouthful.

    Let’s make sure not to crash into K-2, alright? Alright.

  5. Italian Stallion

    Damn Sonya, all this tossing salad talk is making me hungry…………

  6. Lindsay Lohan Falls Down is not news. Lindsay Lohan Goes a Day Without Doing Something Absurd For the Sake of Publicity - now that would be news.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

  7. petemclochness

    I think that the investigation will reveal that Lindsay accidentally stepped on her own labia causing her to fall.

  8. Mel

    Er… what’s with the little boy ass and tree trunk legs??

  9. Mel

    I don’t understand how people can judge other people. the only one who can ever really judge us is the good lord when it comes to judgement day and all of you sob’s will be rotten in hell.

    and people who judge other’s are also jealous. remember, this girl pays millions of people for being on welfare… while you people sitting on your buts do nothing accept get on here all day judging and making fun of people. get a life!

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