Sep 19, 2006
Kate Moss is the World’s Ugliest Supermodel
Kate Moss showed up at London’s Fashion Week looking like some kind of waifish hobo. I guess if you’re a “supermodel,” brushing your hair and teeth are optional. “Dressing fashionably” must not be a requisite either, because the long-sleeve t-shirt is just one meager step down from the sweatshirt and elastic-waist pants.
These pictures were just the impetus I needed to kick-start my dream of being a professional model. I might have a neck goiter and some missing teeth, but I’m still prettier than Kate Moss. Plus, I already have a coke problem and a bastard child, so I’m halfway there, really. Elite Models, here I come!
More pics of Kate at London’s Fashion Week after the jump.
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
semawar
She’s not ugly at all. She’s more beautifull than many supermodels.
Sep 19th, 2006
Masturbates all day
I’d fuck her. I’ve certainly jerked off enough to her pictures…
Sep 19th, 2006
abby
Nope, she’s ugly.
Sep 19th, 2006
blotto98
I’d hit it.
Sep 19th, 2006
sonya
She could have at least bought a bra at the thrift store if she’s going to dress like the crazy lady who wanders by my work.
All she needs are about 10 cats hanging around her.
Sep 19th, 2006
TinMan
Kate’s gorgeous!
Sep 19th, 2006
Lumpy Sludge
Well Spanks, it seems we have a difference of opinion here.
I say we hold up the old ugly stick in front of her face and see if IT beats HER!!!
Sep 19th, 2006
leela
she ugly flat & ugly
Sep 21st, 2006
tim
Kate Moss is not ugly.
but she isn’t the most beautiful woman in the world.
And no, she isn’t the best looking supermodel either. There’s Naomi Campbell, Bianca Balti, Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, etc etc
But Coco Rocha is uglier than Kate Moss.
Jan 1st, 2007
subilla
she is ugly and short…
Jan 12th, 2007
Paul
This woman is a supermodel??..no way.is this joke?
Jun 20th, 2007
Z
Look at the proportions of her face. It is so perfect it is unreal. Every thing is right where it should be. She is divine.
Sep 7th, 2007
Realist
Oh how we love to rip apart the celebrities. A sick national obsession among the selfrighteous hypocrits. Cant believe the comments here. Kate has endured where many others have tried, failed, faded and gone into obscurity. She’s certainly not ugly, though many of her photo sets portray her that way in the name of art. She just looks like any normal person in these photos, which I find quite pleasant among the ultra-vain fashon world fanatics. LumpySludge, I’d like to see how quickly you’d bring down the wrath of 40 hells onto someone using your words about your daughter.
Sep 25th, 2007
Julien Etienne
I’m not a hater
Some of the models i talk to are scared because they think they’re too tall….. Kate Moss is 5ft 6…… WTF!
I mean there should at least be a reason why someone wanted to make her into a super model but i can’t see one.
I don’t think it’s right to call her ugly but honestly i would reject her, she has the facial structure of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
She’s 33 yrs but she looks between 35 - 38 yrs.
Must be the drugs….
Nov 25th, 2007
P M W
She’s just pecululiar looking. She’s got Marty Feldman’s eyes, and her head looks other worldly. Not a good look. Not forgetting the greasy, spotty skin, and the crack habit.
Jan 1st, 2008
des
kate moss isn’t ugly but she’s not all that. same with giselle bunchen not ugly, but nothin special. But then again i’ve never really understood the appeal of the supper skinny, supper tall, curve-less look, apparently thats supposed to be hot….i’m a fan of the playboy/50’s pinup model hourglass figure (preferablly with natural boobs). think salma hayek, i like the fact that she looks like a woman and not like the skeleton thats in my science class
Jan 12th, 2008
EVIE
I agree with des. Except for I think Kate Moss is the UGLIEST fuckin thing EVER! Shes skinny….so what? Skinny does not equal beautiful. Neither does a deformed nose, uneven eye structure, yellow crooked teeth and bad skin. Shes fuckin disgusting. She looks like she smells like farts.
And Giselle Bunchen…why does this woman get paid more than other models? She is by far the least prettiest of all the Victorias Secret girls. I just don’t understand! I see more beautiful girls in everyday life than when I open a magazine and see Giselles freckly mantastic face.
Fin.
Apr 8th, 2008
no hater just a ska8ter
i agree i think she is not as pretty as everyone protrays her to be cause seriously would ya plz gain a pound at least or make ur face look a lil better???
Jun 9th, 2008
liz
I think she looks like the tradicional british woman that she is, nothing special, is no ugly but is not the most beautiful woman like a lot of people say. I sure I can find girls more beautiful walking on the streets. Whats is the difference SHE IS FAMOUS, ITS ALL!!!
Jun 18th, 2008
ceyda ejvet
no no no kate moss isnt the worlds ugliest super model but surely not the most beutiful 1 iv eva seen . kates looks are just very avrage.
Jun 24th, 2008
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