Paul McCartney is a Puss
If you see Paul McCartney bent over and clutching his ankles, don’t worry — it’s not an interpretive testament to his expensive split from Heather Mills. The British music legend is taking yoga classes three times a week with fellow embittered bachelor Alec Baldwin. Celebrity Entertainment News Network reports:
Former Beatles legend has been going to private 90-minute Hatha yoga classes in The Hamptons in New York along with actor Alec Baldwin. A pal said that McCartney… turned to yoga to help him cope with the stress that he has been under over his divorce for the past few months. Alec Bladwin has had ongoing stress over custody battles for his daughter with Hollywood beauty, actress Kim Bassinger.
Wow… how incredibly manly. I wonder if Paul and Alec ride to class together on a bicycle built for two? Maybe they giggle coquettishly from beneath their pink parasols, twirling and leaping until their pantalettes flutter in the breeze. Yeah, I know the “metrosexual man” is all the rage now, but I still hold out for a crotch-grabber who pumps iron and can’t distinguish between “ochre” and “saffron.”
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
Heavens to mergatroid, he does look like snaggle puss…….
Oh, that’s not what you were trying to say?
Still works I think……………
Sep 19th, 2006
sonya
That’s so cute. Do they do the “Upward Facing Dog” and pelvic tilts together?
Sep 19th, 2006
Lumpy Sludge
“fellow embittered bachelor Alec Baldwin”
Somehow that struck me as funny.
Sep 19th, 2006
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