Sep 19, 20062
Quickies: Dead to Me
I bet you’ll see Jessica Simpson’s “Employee of the Month” now! (Best Week Ever)
Your wealth of useless celebrity knowledge could make you a millionaire. (AOL)
Justin Timberlake’s bringin’ Hairy Back. (You Tube)
Who has the better dead-eye: Teri Hatcher or Lindsay Lohan? (MollyGood)
Shakira returns to her roots; penises everywhere weep bitterly. (Celebitchy)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
You couldn’t pay me to see Jessica Simpsons movie!!!
Ok, I lied, depends on how much, and if there are any naked shots………..
Sep 19th, 2006
sonya
Wow, what drugs does Teri Hatcher take to make her eyes point in different directions? She looks v e r y r e l a a a a x e d
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Oops. Teri needs a fresh pair of underwear, stat. And bring one of those little dog poop baggies, please.
Sep 19th, 2006
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