Mischa Barton Isn’t Important
Actress Mischa Barton recently discovered that Hollywood was making her ”vain and self-obsessed”. World Entertainment Network News quotes Mischa as saying:
“I was becoming too high maintenance. Actors will start talking about themselves as if they’re the most important people on Earth - and I was no different. For most of us it’s all about ‘me, me, me’. It’s a mad business… the self-absorption can take over your life… [People] give you things, they make a fuss and try to make your life easy… But I don’t deserve anything at all. I’m 20 for goodness sake.”
It’s about time she recognized the truth. I don’t spend six hours a day camped out in front of her apartment with a megaphone and a picket sign for nothing. I think the message finally took yesterday, after I lobbed some of my own feces at her and screamed “Marissa Cooper is a godless whore facilitating the decay of western society!” I remember a lot of crying and handcuffs and people staring. And then I took my medication and I was safely back at the bus station again. All in all, pretty good for a Tuesday.
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Italian Stallion
She isn’t very attractive in this picture either. Reminds me of one of those fuzzy things that kids stick on their desk’s as kid’s. You know the ones with the googley eye’s. Can’t think of what they’re called, but you get the gist, I think…………..
Sep 20th, 2006
sonya
Wow, that was some trip, Abby.
“So I’m repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I’ll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize “Holy shit, Hansel, haven’t you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn’t some of this maybe be in your head?”
“And?”
“And it was. I was totally fine. I’ve never even been to Mount Vesuvius.”
Sep 20th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I’ve been on Mt Vesuvius like 5 times, it’s a beautiful view of Napoli…………
Sep 22nd, 2006
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