Ashlee Simpson Is a Freak
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Ashlee Simpson showed up in some promotional shots for her new Victoria’s Secret campaign looking like a post-op tranny with a Bubba-Gump-sized gums. I’ve said before that I’m all for plastic surgery, but this is just unholy. If I saw Ashlee on the street, I’d assume she was one of those he-she’s that give BJs in the park to pay for their crystal meth addiction. And I’d probably clutch my purse and try not to breathe in as I walked past. Granted, I tried not to breathe in around her before the plastic surgery, but that was because she was just plain ugly, not because she was a hideous freak of nature.
UPDATE: Alert reader T. informed me these pictures were previously posted on Yeeeah! My humble apologies. In retrospect, I had seen them before, but I thought Pam Anderson had a bastard kid brother who liked dressing up in women’s clothes and channeling his inner orangutan. Because orangutans are orange… get it? And they have those crazy monkey lips. Like Ashlee. Alright, fuck you. I’ll lay off the Turkey until 9 a.m.
More pics of post-op Ashlee after the jump
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
Lumpy Sludge
At this point in my life, I’ll take a Blow Job from one of those he-she crystal meth addicted persons you speak so highly of.
Sep 21st, 2006
abby
I hear they go for like five bucks, or maybe a crack rock, if you’ve got one to spare.
Sep 21st, 2006
sonya
Whoa. Looks like whatever ugly stick hit Jessica in the lips hit her too.
What’s with the color pallete too? She looks like something that should be on a Lisa Frank notebook. Those tewtally rock.
Sep 21st, 2006
giggles
She is still ugly, just not as ugly!
Sep 21st, 2006
AC
she was looking good but now it looks like something else is upwith her nose and her lips are now too big. She was fine like a month ago, what happened?
Sep 21st, 2006
Brandi-Lou
She looks like crap! Imean she can’t even smile right! Everytime you see her in a magazine it looks as if she is on drugs with this glazed look in her eyes!!!!!!!!!! Sorry the surgery didn’t do anything for her but make her look to fake!~!!!!
Sep 21st, 2006
evil bunny
and WHAT is with that dress? anything that requires that much tape is MAIL, not clothing!
Sep 21st, 2006
T.
These pics were already posted on Yeeeah in July:
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2006/07/24/ashlee-simpson-version-23/
Sep 21st, 2006
abby
Sorry. They were new to me, and another reader sent them in, so I just assumed she was wearing the same dress as before.
Sep 21st, 2006
Italian Stallion
T : who really gives a fuck? Don’t have anything to say besides that, fucking move on……………..
Sep 22nd, 2006
abby
Stallion, I love it when you say “fuck.” Except when you say “Clean up those goddamn runny eggs or I’ll bash your head in with a frying pan, you stupid fuck.” Then it just hurts.
Sep 22nd, 2006
mackenzie
nice orange glow she’s got there. she might as well be a fucking orangutan.
she shouldve stopped with the nose. lips are awful.
victorias secret campaign?!?! i thought they only liked hot gorgeous women?
Oct 5th, 2006
Chistopher Longaway.
My god…Ashlee is so beautiful…her skin is so dark and smooth, her lips are so full, and her eyes have this vibrance..I have to check out Victoria secret if she is in the catalog.How could any man reject ASHLEE? UNLESS IT WAS BECAUSE OF THERE OWN INSECURITIES? Ashlee is a fair Young GODDESS! Of course, I have loved herfrom the very beginning and all. How can you all say such awfully mean degrading words about her? I can see you jealous women, but you guys, come on, she has never looked this sexy, I have never seen Jessica come remotely close to her caliber. You all seem to be biased here, Mackenzie speaks of her looking like an orangutan, like it is a bad thing to look darker, yeah I guess it is if your the Irish Hitler, I bet everything in your world is white, even nightfall.
Sonya, obviously you are jealous of black woman with full lips, so you blast Ashlee for getting the same job as Jessica. To all men who have never experienced the pleasures of big lips during head, let it be professed. It is way better than little Lips.
Oct 9th, 2006
Bush Hater
Ha! Lady luck is wth me today! I just won a free laptop!Just for being the 1,000,000 visitor. What do you have to say now Uncle Chris?
Oct 9th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
Fisrt of all, I am not your Goddamn uncle, second, you have just been scammed. I got the same message when I came in for the first time..and the second time…..and the time after that. I bet you were stupid enough to give them all your personal information, on top of that I bet they wanted you to sign up with one of their sponsors so they can “afford to give the laptop away” How is my aim?
Oct 9th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
I am an asshole, All I do is fantasize about Ashlee all day, and CUM to victoria secret magazines featuring Ashlee. I jerk off in my parents bathroom, yupp, I still live with my parents…
Oct 9th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
That is just low…now your using my name and posting your comments acting as if I am cotradicting myself. Thats just low…
Oct 9th, 2006
Bree
She used to be pretty now she looks horrible
Oct 28th, 2006
Gal from Oz
Isn’t it a shame that with the rise of free speech, we’ve seen the disapearance of basic human decency and manners…
Nov 23rd, 2006
EVIE
I actually think that she looks good here. I little heavy on the makeup but better than Ive seen her in recent times…or ever for that matter.
Apr 8th, 2008
Forest Gusky
Ashlee Simpson Full Home-made hot video i found here:
http://ashlee-simpson-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=72651706&s=y
U have to see it,really hot video!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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