We’re not the only ones who think Paris Hilton is an idiot — Paris thinks so, too. Dateline NBC has footage of LAPD detectives interviewing the heiress in regards to the home-invasion robbery of “Girls Gone Wild” producer Joe Francis, and she says:

“Like I really . . . I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart.”

LAPD [Detectives] were asking Hilton to remember what she told Francis at a party shortly after the “Girls” mastermind was victimized on Jan. 24, 2004.

“I like forget stuff all the time,” she said.

It was sort of like that time I asked Paris what time it was, and she said, “I’m a disgusting disease-ridden twat.” And I was all, “Geez, Paris, I just wanted to know what time it was.” And she said, “It’s time for me to get on my knees, ’cause I’m a stupid cooze, and blowjobs give me a sense of self-worth.” By this time I was really uncomfortable and I feigned like I was wearing an wristwatch and said, “Oh, would you look at the time! I have to go.” And Paris looked confused and said, “But you’re not wearing a watch.” So I kicked her in the crotch and sprinted away, because who knows if that kind of stupid is contagious.

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