The Post Chronicle reveals that title of Fergie’s new hit ‘London Bridge’ is a veiled reference to an orgy sex position. According to the Fergstress, the song on her first solo album is really about the ‘bridge’ two dudes and two chicks make when they have sex in a carefully orchestrated position. The Post-Chronicle quotes Fergie as saying:

“Have I ever been involved in [a bridge]? No I don’t think I ever have actually. No, no I haven’t. But I’m definitely touching on issues that aren’t childlike!… I’m not going to be specific [about what the lyrics mean] because it can have several meanings. People should use their imagination.”

I’m going to use my imagination and postulate the Fergie is a fucking liar who makes some of the stupidest music on the market. ‘London Bridge’ is a children’s nursery ryhme she recycled because she’s an unoriginal twat, and telling me it’s a mysterious cloaked message about group sex is beyond ridiculous. So what’s the ‘falling down’ bit about? None of the pornos I watch have people falling down in them. Because falling down isn’t sexy. It’s funny. Naked people falling down sounds hysterical. If you could strap a wayward parasail to them and drag them down the beach first, I’d probably wet myself. I guess you can’t expect someone whose gender is inconclusive to know what regular men and women find appealing.

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