Sep 25, 2006
Marcia Cross Takes an Afternoon Constitutional
A very pregnant Marcia Cross was spotted strolling in Santa Monica on the legs of an albino elephant. Dear God. Who put this woman in a skirt? She has a lovely botox-deadened face, radiant hair, and luscious new pregnancy boobies — a million other features she could be showcasing here. I bet you didn’t even notice her huge rack because of those monstrous alabaster tree trunks. Okay, if you have a penis you noticed, but then you saw the bottom half and yelled at your penis for being such a disgusting bastard.
More pics of Marcia lumbering through town after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Lumpy Sludge
Don’t let her get near any woods!! With legs like those, she’s sure to spark forest fire season.
She should sit down and have a coffee with J. Simpson and/or L. Lohan and/or V. Beckham and discuss the virtues of an ‘orange’ tanning butter regiment.
Sep 25th, 2006
crabbie
It’s rare to see a white elephant in the wild.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Sep 25th, 2006
d. c.
She’s a true redhead with all that white skin.. Deep Brown is not her color.. and some shorts would help if she must wear a wrap dress in windy conditons.
Sep 25th, 2006
Kitty
Pfffft, being pale is better than being a skin cancer in waiting and looking like a leather handbag…
Sep 25th, 2006
sonya
Outside of my part-time job at the morgue, I’ve never seen a more deadly pallor. Is this part of an early Halloween getup? The black ain’t helping either. Maybe if she wore white you could actually tell she has pigment in her skin–speaking of which, I think albinos have more color than that.
Sep 25th, 2006
abby
No, I’d pick skin cancer over that any day. And self-tanner is always an option. So are pants.
Just sayin’.
Sep 25th, 2006
LadyJane
She seemed a bit concerned over a possible snatch sighting.
Ick.
Sep 25th, 2006
petemclochness
Her thighs are peppered with “lady lumps.” Or is that cellulite.
Sep 25th, 2006
Steevo
THAT IS TOO MUCH PORCELINE PALOR FOR ME…AND I ACTUALLY LUV HER…
Sep 25th, 2006
sonya
Her knees remind me of the fat ans skin you cut off chicken, and leave in a lump.
Sep 25th, 2006
Italian Stallion
She should get a tattoo on her forehead: CASPER
Sep 26th, 2006
Sam
So what, she’s pregnant! So what, she has a little bit of cellulite! I’d like to see some photos of the losers who posted some of the comments above & rip them apart, dont you sad people have anything better to do! Maybe get down the gym or go for a walk just incase your worried that you might get cellulite!
She’s still hot & i still would if i had the chance!
Mar 15th, 2007
Callie
Jeez.. shallow much? She’s not meant to be airbrushed in real life. Leave her alone and get a mirror. I bet you lot aren’t much better.
Apr 12th, 2007
katy
col
Jul 6th, 2007
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