Petra Nemcova is an Idiot
Super model Petra Nemcova and musician/puss James Blunt may be on the rocks, according to the Sunday Mirror. James was a no-show at the party hosted by the supermodel during London Fashion Week. A source tells the Sunday Mirror:
“Petra has been really upset because James told her that he would definitely be there. But then he changed his mind… Petra now feels that he is putting his career before her party – proceeds were going to her charity, the Happy Hearts foundation, which helps victims of the tsunami. It means so much to her. She understands that James is one of the biggest pop stars in the world – but she really wants him to spend more time with her. She’s worried they won’t last if they don’t see more of each other.”
Petra thinks that James Blunt is one of the biggest pop stars in the world? Jesus, Eastern Bloc models are easy to dupe. I’ve heard one song of his, and that song so overwhelmed me with rage that I now have a hole in the dashboard where my stereo used to be. They just make those little tuner buttons so small, and you get frantic and panicky when you can’t make “You’re Beautiful” stop, so you just start punching until that awful warbling is gone. It’s James Blunt’s fault I can’t listen to music in my car anymore.
Anyway, besides his shitty music, I also remember seeing video footage of two twelve-year old girls beating the living fuck out of him with their tiny pre-pubescent fists. And he was crying and blubbering the whole time. Well… maybe that didn’t actually happen yet, but it’s just a matter of time. Petra should get out while the gettin’ is good.
More pics of Petra pre-party after the jump.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
abby
I figure James Blunt must be a communist. Because he’s dating a Czech model, and everybody knows that all Soviet Bloc countries are populated by poverty-stricken commies.
Ah, Cold War sentimentality! Always good for a chuckle.
Sep 25th, 2006
abby
P.S. I have it on good authority that Tara Reid is a communist too. Also:
Mel Gibson
Hillary Clinton
Oprah
Susan Sarandon
Larry the Cable Guy
Pauly Shore
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
the French
people with lazy eyes
people with freckles
Mira Sorvino
People who take offense to calling those with freckles “ugly”
Be on the lookout. Pinko commies are everywhere. Some even post here.
P.S. McCarthy-ism is the new black.
Sep 25th, 2006
Lumpy Sludge
Petra Nemcova sounds like one of those whiney, clingy broads. I feel she would do better with another woman.
Another woman and me. A whole lotta FFM at my palatial imitation stabbin cabin. If you catch my drift.
P.S. I’m no commie.
Sep 25th, 2006
petemclochness
McCarthism is the new black — lol!
Nice figure, hideous face. There’s something to be said for wearing ten lbs of makeup and photoshopping.
Sep 25th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Pauley Shore isn’t a communist, he’s the idiot, and her I suppose……….
Sep 26th, 2006
apexad
Petra Nemcova does deserve better then James Blunt. I don’t care what his or her political affliation is.
Sep 26th, 2006
jakub
We all could be commies in your eyes, but if there is an obvious idiot then it is you Abby.
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Next time come to visit us here in the Czech Republic before posting a comment about us
Aug 1st, 2008
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