Sep 26, 20066
Leonardo DiCaprio Doesn’t Need Friends
Actor Leonardo DiCaprio tells World Entertainment Network News that he doesn’t need anymore friends. Leo claims that he’s sick to death of strangers seeking him out because he’s famous and he doesn’t want to get to know them. He says,
“Truth is, I don’t need any more friends. I have my friends. I’ve a great core group of people around me and all this stuff has brought me closer to them.”
Just like Leo, I have my friends “Jack” and “Jim” and “Mary Jane,” and they’re all the friends I could ever need. Although the last time I hung out with Jim I woke up in Atlantic city in a puddle of vomit without any pants and two blacked eyes. Luckily, my other friend “VCR head cleaner” showed up, and everything was cool again.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Lumpy Sludge
This guy is about as cool as Sean Penn.
I’ll bet when Leonardo was doing shit work as a member of the Seaver clan on that TV show “Growing Pains”, he needed friends.
Sep 26th, 2006
easy e
I don’t need friends either. I have porn.
Sep 26th, 2006
Midnight
Lol easy e. I never liked him much.
Sep 26th, 2006
sonya
I can understand what he means, but you really need to keep that stuff to yourself. You just come off as an arrogant twat.
Sep 26th, 2006
evil bunny
abby, my friend jose knows your friend jack. jim and i go back a long way. i seldom see the six miller boys anymore, their heads just were getting too big.
but i digress.
leo doesn’t need friends. he has his huge ugly slippers.
(sorry, that one goes back a couple of weeks at SF)
Sep 26th, 2006
Italian Stallion
One of my good friends stopped by a little when I was younger. His name was Dust Off. I think I had to terminate our friendship after the first two meetings though. He kept fucking me up, don’t ever hang out with that dude. Motherfucker is trouble!!!!…………..
Sep 26th, 2006
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