Paris Wears a Dirndl to Oktoberfest
Paris Hilton showed up at Oktoberfest looking like the porn star version of Heidi. The traditional Bavarian dress of the Alpine peasant, or “dirndl,” is apparently very popular with the local women during the Munich drunk-off, probably because it makes your boobs look gigantic. And it’s the perfect dress for a lush, as you can bind up your beer belly corset-style and trick the extra fat into looking like cleavage. I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s boobs a couple of times — okay, like fifty times — and the melons in that dirndl aren’t hers. Not even close. She must have some elusive back fat she was able to wrangle around to the front. Plus, the bottom of the dress is open and billowy — the perfect kind of skirt for airing out a herpes flare-up. I’ve got like seven of these at home.
More Paris dirndl-age after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
crabbie
Aryan skank.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Sep 26th, 2006
Lumpy Sludge
Who eats strawberries with gold gloves? Only the eccentric rich that’s who.
Sep 26th, 2006
easy e
I hate her, but I would bury my face in her cleavage and give it a good “BRRRRRRRRRRRR”. I’d wash my face with bleach after but it would be so worth it.
Sep 26th, 2006
Midnight
She will wear anything for attention. She looks terrible.
Sep 26th, 2006
thundernutts
She has no cleavage. It’s called a super impressive multi-billionaire bitch wonder bra!
Sep 26th, 2006
sonya
Did she run the Blowing Booth?
Sep 26th, 2006
Italian Stallion
If she didn’t have herpes, I’d have to hit it like it was halloween, because I like that costume for some odd reason?
Sep 26th, 2006
David
Is it just me or does she look like one of those Fembots from autin powers????
Sep 28th, 2006
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