The Hoff Calls the Cops
David Hasselhoff called 911 after receiving a phone call informing him that his youngest daughter had cut her arm. The Hoff assumed it was a suicide attempt, but it turns out that Hayley, 14, simply scratched her arm while playing with a cat. The Sun reports:
[Hasselhoff's ex-wife's] spokeswoman said: “David got it into his head it was worse and called an ambulance. Doctors took one look at Hayley and sent her home after ten minutes. She is fine. David never even came to see her so he couldn’t have been that worried.”
David’s spokesman said: “Mr Hasselhoff was boarding a plane when he spoke to his oldest daughter Taylor Ann, 16, who said Hayley had a severe scratch on her forearm and was bleeding. He did what any responsible parent would do and called 911.”
I have to say that I think the Hoff did the right thing in that situation. It’s probably a safe bet that anyone related to the Hoff is constantly on the edge of killing themselves, especially those unlucky enough to be his daughters. Just listening to his music makes me want to drink bleach, and I’ve never even met the guy. If I was his kid, I’d keep a couple of razors by the night table, so I could start cutting to ease the shame.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Lumpy Sludge
I met the Hoff once.
It was during his Knightrider days.
I went up to shake his hand.
He extended his hand exposing his right side.
I did a flying round house into his spleen.
He went down in a heap.
I danced around him singing, ♫ I kicked you in the spleen, I kicked you in the spleen. That’ll teach you for being a douchebag. ♪ ♪
… and then I ran away.
True Story
Sep 26th, 2006
sonya
Is that a picture of him trying to be covert? He really does have unfulfilled fantasies of being “Secret Agent Man”, doesn’t he?
Sep 26th, 2006
Midnight
Is he hiding? He is getting older.
Sep 26th, 2006
Italian Stallion
DON’T LOOK AT ME, I’M HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 26th, 2006
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