Sep 27, 20066

Quickies: The Magic Bus

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Everybody is prettier than Nicky Hilton.  (The Bastardly)

Screech from “Saved by the Bell” makes his own amateur porno, and it includes a “Dirty Sanchez” or two.  I am not making this up.  (Celebitchy)

Tori Spelling looks knocked-up.  (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)

Paris Hilton gets charged with a DUI, but somehow the charges of “being a disgusting sloppy whore” get dropped.  Rich people get all the best lawyers.  (Bumpshack)

Ashlee Simpson makes her Chicago premiere in London.  I smell a Tony!  No, not the award — the fat guy sitting behind me eating a chili dog.  Taking the bus to work fucking sucks.  (IDLYITW)

6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Lumpy Sludge

    Are Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle in that Screech smut video.
    Their careers are about as in the limelight as his.

    Sep 27th, 2006

  2. abby

    I thought maybe Mario Lopez’s porn name was Dirty Sanchez.

    Mine is Foxxy Sexington.

    Sep 27th, 2006

  3. petemclochness

    what about a dirty mario lopez?

    Sep 27th, 2006

  4. litelysalted

    I saved the Screech story for last and it did not fail to disappoint. I just saw him on some celebrity washup/kid star show recently and he’s married and his wife is a fattie, and he said they met at like Denny’s or something. I was kind of surprised, because you would figure even Screech could do better than that.

    Sep 27th, 2006

  5. Italian Stallion

    I have an Indian porn name: Hung Like Horse

    Sep 27th, 2006

  6. easy e

    Dustin Diamond told Howard Stern that he had a ten inch dick. Now we’ll get to see if that’s true.

    Sep 28th, 2006

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