Sep 28, 2006
Quickies: Lips Don’t Lie
Tired of breaking into cars for some for some “discounted” CDs? Hit up MTV’s Spankin’ Free Music this week and download songs for free. (MTV)
Mary Kate Olsen is Max Headroom’s bastard daughter . (I’m Not Obsessed)
Victoria Beckham has the most natural-looking breast implants I’ve ever seen. Hats off to her surgeon. (Hollywood Tuna)
Kate Moss can’t keep her nose clean. (CityRag)
Tony Danza is divorcing his wife of twenty years. Pull out your crotchless panties, ladies — ‘The Boss’ is back! (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Shakira has an oral fixation. I have an anal fixation. Who wins? (Fatback and Collards)
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I took a guess before I clicked the story about Posh, that she would be making her “Fierce Woodchuck” face. Glad she didn’t disappoint.
Sep 28th, 2006
evil bunny
i miss max headroom.
i’ve seen coconut bras that looked more natural than posh’s tits. i bet you could chip a tooth on those things.
Sep 28th, 2006
petemclochness
wow, those are the fakest looking boobs i’ve ever seen. the only thing that would make her boobs look less real is if she were standing naked and had a huge penis. and then only slightly less real.
Sep 28th, 2006
Lumpy Sludge
Doesn’t Mary Kate Ashley know that smoking stunts your growth and dries up the uterus!
Sep 28th, 2006
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