Sep 29, 2006
Jessica Alba Without Makeup
Before I get a slew of frothy comments telling me what a stupid jealous bitch I am, let me say first that I do think Jessica Alba is pretty. That said, it’s amazing what a little makeup does for a girl, because I wouldn’t have given this chick a sideways glance if I saw her walking past me in the airport. Well, maybe I would, to make fun of that lame-ass ball cap, but not because she looks hot or anything.
More pics of a remarkably plain Alba after the jump.
69 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
This slew of pictures is not going to bode well with Tranny (you know, Zanna’s Tranny).
It’s my understanding that Tranny would all but leave Zanna for the Alba-tross. I hope he doesn’t catch wind of this monstrosity.
P.S. She is hot, with and without makeup!
Sep 29th, 2006
Zanna
No, Walrus…the deal is Tranny and I are to have a THREESOME with her. THAT is the fantasy.
Sep 29th, 2006
easy e
I would also like a threesome, if you’re taking requests.
Sep 29th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Zanna baby, I stand erected, er, corrected.
Sep 29th, 2006
abby
I’m blowing up life-size copies of these pictures and posting them around my room to help me with my “low self-esteem days.” You know, the days when you cut yourself and compulsively pull out your hair and burn your legs with cigarettes and have sex with strangers for money. Basically every Monday, Tuesday, and odd Thursday of the month. These pictures seem to help.
Sep 29th, 2006
bananaman
Huh? Maybe from a girl’s point of view she looks bad, but I think she’s damn hot in these pictures (as always) and would give her any dance she wants. She has a pretty face, nice skin, and the hottest body. And great hair. And…I’ll shut up.
Sep 30th, 2006
whorny
Is that Tevin Campbell? Where the hell has he been?
Oct 1st, 2006
the rob man
well i seen the pictures ummm HOTTT!!!! shes one sexy mamma even without make up she looks bubbleishious( i love gum)okay where was i ? oh yeah she is one spicy jalapeNo uhhuh no doubt bout dat but when it comes to her husband she can do hella better yup yup yup & umm in case ur reading this shes myne bananaman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 2nd, 2006
ernesto
well abby reading ur comment it seems like ur my type of gal i same as you am a freak on a leash i burn my legs with acid pull my hair out even though i dont have any and hardly take showers well if you look any thing like jessica alba in this picture hit me up k my #is (205)523-2166
Oct 2nd, 2006
Megan
I completely agree. She is very pretty when she’s all done up by her makeup artists, but then again… WHO ISN’T? The real test comes down to what you look like when you wake up in the morning!
Oct 8th, 2006
chris
Damn she has no makeup and still pretty as shit.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Damian
god… she still does look very pretty without makeup… who do u think u r to judge whether she is pretty or not… do u think you’re miss universe or something…. she looks hot… and her hat is cool as well … go jess alba
Oct 28th, 2006
ADL
She looks the same.
Nov 4th, 2006
Alex
Can you get some Lindsay Lohan pics without makeup. She’d be real fugly:
http://www.skinema.com/Skinnies2005Freckles.html
Nov 7th, 2006
Jeni
she kind of looks the same. but when people, both men and women, say she is “extremely hot”, or, “one of the hottest women on earth” they are clearly wrong. there are PLENTY other women, celebs or not, that are even more beautiful than she. with or without makeup
Nov 26th, 2006
KDM
Well, i think u are all right in a way, yes is is really beautiful, but everyone has to realize ppl are going to look different sometimes..and the ther actors/actresses..maybe the paparazi(however you spell that) caught them on a bad day..but yeah i can understand that people look different without makeup, HOnestly i dont think Jess Alba does, i think she looks the same and just as pretty, maybe you wouldn’t give her a second glance..i can understand that but she IS under a baseball cap, i have met prettier people than her, but she is still a very beautiful person!! I dont meet that many people without makeup that can look as pretty as her.
Nov 26th, 2006
maria
i think jessica alba got it with or without makeup she is hawwwwtttttt she hardly wears extreme makeup she is in the most natural look which is great and besides she has a nice body and skin and she is just a hawwwtttt girl every girl would want to be her
Jan 23rd, 2007
bella
jess looks hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, and any1 who says ne different is just jelous, common seriously i wish i looked like that wihout makeup. i think she looks at times better without makeup than with.
Jan 28th, 2007
John
We all need to stop slamming people’s looks. It’s all in the inside. This all shows you that celebs are just humans like us and they do have defects like us. It all comes down to personality and that looks all die out!
Feb 6th, 2007
someone
gotta see her without hat
Feb 15th, 2007
FUCK U ALBA
OMGOSH
wahz wrong wif u ppl
HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
u guyz must be thinking something else
buh SHE IS STILL WEARING MAKEUP
ytf would she leave anywhere without makeup
lmao soo lamee
she has MAKEUP ON
minimal buh its still theree
i hate herr:)
and i dun have a low self esteem
i just think other gurlz are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy prettier
Adriana Lima is soo sexi
Alessandra Ambrossio
all these ppl are soo pretty
shez ugly
even with cakes of makeup on
shez still not as pretty as adriana
Feb 28th, 2007
Katie
Still looks hot to me. *shrug*
Mar 12th, 2007
RiotGrrl
Jessica Alba is really hot.
She’s a genuinly lovely, inteligent person.
And just for the record,would you wear loads of make-up and a ballroom dress with your hair all styled to fly on a plane? No. She’s wearing what she is, A. for comfort. B. So she doesn’t get recognised.
So, rant over. She’s P.H.I.T.
Apr 15th, 2007
Anna
hahaha I think you guys are just hating cuz she looks amazing to me. Yes, she does have some makeup on but I wanna see how you look with the same amount of makeup. Most girls I know don’t even come close even with a full caked-on face.
Apr 23rd, 2007
Hey!
Jessica Alba is so freaking gorgeous! I love this girl and I want to be her best friend! lol…butttt she does have eye makeup on…anyways I’m sure she’s still smokin with none on but don’t get too excited just yet boys…i guess we’ll have to see.
May 10th, 2007
vandis
I think J. A. is just the same girl without makeup as any others would be. I know girls who are just as pretty - there are a load of them at the University for example. The only thing is that.. she is a celeb and we were told that she is beautiful. I admit her body looks great - but THIS IS HER JOB! I just say.. it is a problem when boys only recognise girls who look like these celebs. Everyday salary and freetime is simply not enough for a simple person to look like that - not to mention retouched pics..
Otherwise, I think she is a kind of a new Angelina Jolie - like Brad Pritt for Robert Redford. And as I have considered A. J. for the prettiest celeb this far, J. A. is OK to take her place sometime
May 13th, 2007
Jen
I think she looks better without makeup…you can’t really tell in these pictures, but in other pictures I’ve seen her without makeup and she looks prettier I think….I dunno when she has makeup on it makes her look fake and makes her eyes look smaller….just my opinion
May 26th, 2007
Laura
the only thing beautiful about her is her smile, her hair is fake and you can’t even see it on this picture. It’s in a pony tail. She also has a hat on and her skin isn’t that great. Still she is beautiful I have to admit that(I wear less makeup than she does in this picture though). I hate her and I’m very jalous because she’s almost the only girl boys talk about. And there are so many other beautiful girls. When they talk about jessica alba I kinda feel ugly! I think that she’s just a pretty girl, she’s also just a human so boys please get over it!!!
Jun 14th, 2007
Hatr
She is soo gross with and with out makeup
maybe she would be prettier if she wasnt such a slut!
I mean if you hear shit about her i wouldnt be surprised that is was something to do with cheating for example she had an affir with her guard….what a hoe
go to google image then typer her name tell me how many times you see her tits…seriously ..
shes a ho ….fo sho
Jun 17th, 2007
wasd
She kinda looks like Hilary Swank in the first pic.
Jun 18th, 2007
Jess
Ahh… she still looks pretty. Insanely pretty… Lol. Anyhoo, It’s okay because she has potential. Most of us, even with the make-up celebrities get, would still look like shit.
Oh, and to Hatr… the only reason you see those are because that’s what PEOPLE have put up first, not her. I’m sure all of us have been there, just haven’t had anyone take a photo.
On the subject of being jealous, oh c’mon? Sure, I’m a female, and it sucks that I don’t look like her… but really. You have to work with what you’ve got, if she’s able to look pretty, go for it.
And what’s wrong with wearing make-up wherever you go, sure for us it’s fine because no one really gives a damn about what you look like but if ‘they’ didn’t, you’d all be taking the piss out of them like you are now. And if they didn’t look and dress so beautifully all the time, the majority of the world would probably quit watching movies, because as much as you’d like to admit you don’t, we all watch it 50% just to see the actors/actresses.
So… in conclusion, stop taking the piss out her girls. (I say girls cause’ it’s usually you bitchy females.)
Peace.
Jun 27th, 2007
Vanessa
I agreeeee
She IS pretty but she’s nothing special…
she’s so plain… it’s just the make up really
and her body…
why does every guy think shes so hot?
Jul 1st, 2007
karima
go on and kid your selfs girls,the fact is you would not want to be put in the same room as her ,i wouldnt she is one hot motherf……. girl
Jul 1st, 2007
Holly
Of course she’s pretty. And it’s true that only a jealous would say she isn’t–or say she’s ugly. But people do get pretty ridiculous talking about her being the most beautiful person in the world or something. My goodness. It’s like people don’t understand make-up and photo-shop. I agree with what someone else said about the true test of beauty being what you look like in the morning. I wear no make up–ever–and I still get called beautiful every day–by strangers. Call me jealous, call me conceited, call me anything you want. But I don’t care, cause that’s the truth. Show me a celeb who looks as beautiful without makeup and photoshop and cgi alterations. Then I’ll be really impressed…
Jul 6th, 2007
Sydni Renee
Jessica Alba is very pretty with or without make-up,PERSONALLY i prefer her here because sometimes all the make-up she has on makes her look plastic,which is unattractive to me.I can’t believe people actually find these photos of her unattractive…She’s looks cute here,and any woman without their make-up is going to look a little plain jane.
I’ve seen pictures of other celebrities without make-up and they look a lot worse than miss jessica alba.
I think we forget that these “celebrities”are only human,and without all their “glamour”and the airbrushed magazine pictures we see..Not to mention,the retouching they do on the movies/shows..they are just average people.
Jul 13th, 2007
Ashley
WOW, I think she is beautiful anyways. Of course better with make up, but either way gorgeous and completely unfair baha.
Jul 18th, 2007
Ashley
Actually I take that back, I prefer her here because she looks real. It took me a minute to think about that.
Jul 18th, 2007
jessica
I THINK THAT SHE’S SO SO BEAUTIFUL AND HOT WITH OR WITHOUT MAKE UP .
Jul 22nd, 2007
Chris
I gotta be honest here (I’m a guy)
Yeah she’s pretty, no-one is denying that, but to me she is nowhere NEAR as amazing as the media makes her out to be. Especially in these pics!! She just looks like any plain old ordinary girl.
I don’t know what the guys in the States are taking but I know for a fact that I have seen better looking women than her. Quite a few actually, and this is in ‘real-life’ as well.
When she was crowned ‘most beautiful woman in the world’ I had never heard of her so was real eager to check her out.. but I have to say I was disappointed. Like I said she is definitely hot, but not ‘the hottest woman on the planet’. Not by a long way… I don’t get that at all.
So for all you girls out there who are incredibly jealous of Jessica. Don’t be!! Not of all of us guys think she’s the most amazing thing on planet Earth!!
Jul 25th, 2007
nancy
are you guys retarded, she looks beautiful wiithout make up on. All the girls you see in real life that you think deserves a second glance, probablly has pounds of make up on.
Jul 28th, 2007
drunken-monkey
She’s always pretty…with or without make-up! I don’t believe that much in the word “perfection” but Jessica (for me) is the only celebrity who is one step away from ‘perfection’. She has a beautiful face (with or without make-up…something that is NOT common in celebrities), a wonderful body, a great acting skill, knows how to dance (”Honey”), she’s able to get invisible…(-_-)… She is simply GREAT, and for me she will ALWAYS be my favourite actress! Keep it up Jessica!!
Jul 31st, 2007
macy
She is still gorgeous even without makeup on!
Aug 3rd, 2007
lexy
wow, what are you talking about?! she’s beautiful with or without makeup! Jessica Alba’s amazing =D
Aug 13th, 2007
Q
I’ve seen her in real life and she looks okay. She always look caguely grumpy, though, unless she’s dealing with people she needs to impress. She was just standing in the lobby, and not a single person went up to her and I think that fact that there she was, with space all around her, and not SINGLER person came anywhere near her to oooh and aaah really ticked her off. She’s also thrown things and yelled at some employees for enforcing rules. Anyways, she looked perfectly fine, but nothing spectacular, and the guys at work who saw her agreed. They said she was pale and you wouldn’t have even looked at her twice if you hadn’t known it was Jessica Alba.
Aug 14th, 2007
Q
I meant to type “single”.
Aug 14th, 2007
kiara
all yall just hating on jessicia alba because better than yall peace^atown down from ya girl kiara detroit
Aug 18th, 2007
kiara
lexy you is jealous and need to calm down thats my gurl and she naw how to act 313-416-5922 my number jesscia im ya number one fan
Aug 18th, 2007
DopamineC
Aw Honey.. She’s so hot she can melt the sun! She’s so freaking sweet that you could get diabetes just by looking on her! She’s so adorable she could prevent a war! I bet if there was only one man in the whole world he’d pick Alba. Adriana or any other loser next to Jessica is to compare a stinky, fried scarecrow with the ficking reason to live!
Sep 14th, 2007
bebe
i can tell even with that shadow from her cap over her face that she is still gorgeous as always without makeup, soo i dont really understand what youre talking about. if thats ugly what do you call the rest of us without makeup
Sep 15th, 2007
bubblws
I think she is cute without makeup… i would not go to far with her…. i mean pretty is for people who get a second or third glance. and cute just means shes okay or attractive. She looks pretty simple to me. but i still think shes cute. shes skinny which is always a good thing… but her face is ordinary. nothing too special. But i gotta admit she looks amazing with the makeup.
Oct 16th, 2007
scott
she’s nothing special with or without makeup. but w/o makeup, im not digging the huge black BAGS under her eyes.
Oct 16th, 2007
em
All I can say is - everyone has different opinions.
In my opinion, I think she looks GOOD without makeup. Of course any celebrity or the average human being, WITH makeup can only look better if not gorgeous. Jess has a beautiful face with lovely features and a great body.
I understand the jealousy amongst the females, because I too, get sick of how she’s the only hot woman guys would rave on about or how she’s the hottest woman in the planet, when there are obviously other women out there in the world that 1) no one knows about or has seen 2) just did not have the same amount of makeup
It’s true that real beauty is what the woman looks like when she wakes up in the morning, however I’ve always believed beauty is skin-deep. You may be thinking about “Ooh not that personality lecture again…”, true, but that’s not what I’m referring to at the moment. A person’s beauty may be judged for their skin in the naked eye/impression, which IS a huge factor, but that’s really just the surface layer. Their facial features is what counts and stands. Just imagine, if EVERYONE had the same amount of appropriate makeup, it’s apparent who’s strikes as stunning (or their level of) and who’s not.
So to all those calling Jessica “Plain” or “ugly” - if you ask me, she definitely isn’t. She’s got perfect features - sweet eyes, oval face, a nice slender nose, full lips, and a great smile. Add to that a good body. Of course with the makeup she looks hot, but DAMN! Without it? I wish I looked like that too.
Oct 26th, 2007
ash
well hey its alba she is really gawjuz with makeup but srry 2 say without it she looks like a junkie or a homeless person:(
he hair is all scraggly here nd her eyes looked bloodshott nd all brused up sooo def wen i fink i llok bad ill remember these:) evan i look better without makeup wen i wake up srry alba but yur jus nt it:)
Nov 4th, 2007
SWEETOyster
C’mon girls…
WHAT’S WITH THE DAMN JEALOUSY?
My partner is in love with this girl - and that is perfectly fine
The reason why? Because I come across tonnes of girls who hangs around McDonalds and the local shopping malls who resembles her (lol). The girl is pretty but not enough to make me want to hit my partner’s head with a baseball bat!
Like some of you have mentioned: there are better looking women than this girl (take Angelina Jolie and Liz Hurley for example). Now if my partner starts drooling over Angelina, THEN I would become furious and burn 24/7. I hate to admit it, but it’s true. And let’s face it: Angelina Jolie is capable of breaking many relationships up ’cause of her oozing sex appeal (too much, to be quiet frank).
Jessica Alba attracts men who have not been laid for a while - especially lil’ boys who’s just gone through puberty (no offence to some of you).
Having said that though, let’s give Alba more credit than she needs. The girl is decent looking (whether with make up or without). Although it isn’t right when people tend to forget that she is human just like the rest of us. Let’s leave this girl alone to live her own life like we all want to live (and lead) our own.
Nov 16th, 2007
Lillian
Jessica Alba is straight up PLAIN and BELOW AVERAGE. What tha heck do men lose their minds over her for??? Jessica is lucky that Adriana Lima has an accent, otherwise SHE would be the competition. Jessica looks like any average chick or chipmunk with those cheeks.
Dec 7th, 2007
Anonymous
From a girl’s point of view, their is nuttin hot here. Well at least she looks better than the majority celebs without makeup. Shes just a plain, ordrinary and average girl. SHES’S HUMAN WHAT DO U EXPECT??!! And c’mon pplz you all noe dat she’s still wearing makeup!! dont get me wrong Shes’s a pretty girl, but no where as close as the media makes pplz believe.
Dec 31st, 2007
A girl with an opinion!!!
i think make-up just enhances what u already have ! and no one looks like an oil painting without some help from cosmetics or hair products. Shes stil a beautiful person, tho if people are saying shes prettier than Angelina Jolie then that just says it all she has the package. e.g. not just a face, she has a banging body as well. Jelously girlies is neva attractive in a woman and those pics just show that shes like any other person which is she doesnt get dolled up to go sit on sum plane for hours!!!!!
Jan 2nd, 2008
Jess
I’m a girl. Does that make me jealous of Jessica Alba? Absolutely not. No girl should be jealous of any other girl. Its stupid, its immature, and you need to grow up and learn to love yourself before you go hating someone else for things you don’t think you have.
Also, who really honestly gives a flying f-u-c-k! about Jessica Alba? Does she care about any of you? Absolutely NOT. So why do you all care so much about her? These celebrities… there is no telling who is naturally pretty, who is not. Everyone is airbrushed and retouched and even before that process, they have PROFESSIONAL make up artists to beautify them. The beauty we think we see is not real. Its all technological. They are basically robots. Think of a basic picture of Jessica Alba. Flawless skin is one of the first things to come to mind, right? Well lookie here in these pictures, at the lines in her face and the pimples on her chin.
Its all a lie. Celebrities are a lie. They’re so-called “beauty” is the biggest lie of them all. I’d like to see who looks good when they roll out of bed and do things their own way, without any of these professionals.
PS- however in my simple opinion, seeing as this is the topic Jessica Alba has the baby face of a 5 year old boy. not a fan of her. don’t find her attractive. jealous much???? never in a million years.
Jan 12th, 2008
andry
walaupun tanpa make up
JESSICA ALBA tetep canti dan sexy
I LOVE U JESS
Jan 16th, 2008
EXOTIK
OK JESSICA ALBA IS NOT BEAUTIFUL AT ALL..MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ALIVE..HAAA..MY ASS..AND NO IM NOT JELOUS..I ADMIT SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL BODY.AND ESPECIALLY A BEAUTIFUL ASS! BUT HER FACE IS JUST WHATEVER…YA SHES NOT UGLY.SHES CUTE BUT NOTHING SPECIAL,IVE SEEN PRETIER GIRLS THAN HER IN MY CITY..AND NOT TO SO CONCIETED BUT I FIND MYSELF PRETTIER THAN HER,ANYWAYS SHES PREETY,BUT WHATEVER…
Jan 28th, 2008
she really needs her makeup
She really looks like a dude without makeup.
She’s nothing but photoshop, airbrushing and digital enhancing over gallons and gallons of professional makeup. No one can deny she’s nothing but an extremely overrated and extremely glorified average chick.
Feb 18th, 2008
Me!!!
jess albas pretty but she aint all dat!! yeh fo sho shez gOt a mad bOdy but deaz chikz wit wayyy prettier faces lyk adriana n eva longoria!!!! i onistly dOnt knOe wat all da fuss iz Ova her ayy!!! n i aint jelous Or nufin das Onistly wat i fink!!!!
Feb 19th, 2008
hot
HOT! you guys are crazy….
Feb 23rd, 2008
JOEY
wtf u talking about jessica alba is way hotter then those victoria secret models omgg her body is nice but her face on the other hand………………. fucking amazing shes so fucking gorgouss n she looks extreemly hot in the spoof mad tv newlyweds jessica alba as simpsonn
albaa is by far the hottest actress and i have not seen every girllll so i could not say butt damm right she is one off the hottest chicks i have ever laid eyes on so fucking BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLLL LOVE HER ID FUCKK HER ANY DAY… DAM I WISH SOOO HOT
Feb 26th, 2008
kevin
wow… Jessica alba i`d would do anything to fuck herr she truely is the hhootest girl everrr dont be jelous girllss u wish u looked like that sry not trying to be mean butt god jessica albaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is fucking sexiiii she is a godeess n no other girl can compare to herr just wow……….
Feb 26th, 2008
kevin
kay ur just jelouss olny the jelous bitchs say this about her ask any guy who they would love to bone??????????
jessica albaa all my buddies love herr n she is the first thing on my mind when i think of perfection she isss a pure godess shes gorgouss n ilove her big eyes n she gots the lips of an angel shut the fuck up jelous bitchss her ass is hot
Feb 26th, 2008
Maria
she looks fine
May 8th, 2008
Kristel
fuck off exotic - u would not be prettyier than jessica alba - ur full of shit - shes been voted one of the hottest women in the world? who the fuck are u? u sound like a fucking stripper..
an ugly one at that…
Jessica albas wikid…u dogs that recon ur prettier - HAHAHA ur dumb fuckkkers
May 16th, 2008
Garcia
Honestly she doesn’t even look bad at all. She still looks good without makeup. Other celebs though need the make up like Eva and Kim kardashian. Take away there makeup and they are not that pretty. You can tell Jessica has natural beauty, a lot of celebs don’t.
Jun 6th, 2008
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