Sep 29, 2006

Mischa Barton Returns to Her Roots

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Remember how yesterday I said that Mischa Barton had finally redeemed herself? Well, I take it all back. She showed up at the Chanel-hosted “Marie Antoinette” after party the very next day in what appeared to be some shredded gift paper over a tweed skirt. I figure it took hours of digging to find the only ugly dress Chanel has ever made. Karl Lagerfeld probably designed it specifically for Mischa. Or maybe he made it for that crazy lady who lives in a box down by the A&P. Yeah, it was probably for “Homeless Betty.” She just has “muse” written all over her.

No, I’m not kidding — “muse” is written up and down both her arms, along with “no fate but what you make” and “Age of Aquarius” on her forehead. Betty is crazy as a fuckin’ loon. Make sure you never look her directly in the eye.

More pics of Homeless Betty Mischa at the party after the jump.

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Walrus Gumboot

    What’s a “tweed” skirt?
    Wasn’t she a Playboy playmate and is currently shacking-up with Gene Simmons?

    P.S. Abby, Walrus is back. Lumpy is dead.

    Sep 29th, 2006

  2. easy e

    I killed Lumpy with a lawnmower blade, mmm-hmmm.

    Sep 29th, 2006

  3. abby

    Nice Slingblade reference, Easy E.

    Seriously, guys, WTF? “Homeless Betty?!” That’s comedy gold. Okay, maybe it’s comedy aluminium foil. Fuck you.

    Sep 29th, 2006

  4. emma

    cool blog!

    Apr 9th, 2007

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