Sep 29, 2006
Quickies: Ice, Ice, Baby
Nicole Richie doesn’t have a problem with anorexia; she has a problem with meth. Get it straight, CNN. (Celebitchy)
Whose celebrity nipple is that? I’ll give you a hint: she smells like salmon and has hepatitis C. (MollyGood)
Working with Bob Saget really fucked up the Full House kids. (Best Week Ever)
Being smothered by Kelly Brooks’ breasts is the only way I would want to die. That, or drowning in a swimming pool of liquid cocaine. (The Bastardly)
Brad Pitt prefers the ol’ “penis in vagina” method over hand-picking it himself. (Defamer)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Who’d a thunk, a strapping all-Americam boy like Brad Pitt likes to FUCK ??
Sep 29th, 2006
abby
What the hell are you bastards doing? You should be leaving comments, if you know what’s good for ya.
Sep 29th, 2006
evil bunny
sorry, abby. general anesthesia makes one a little slow. i have a note from my doctor,if it will make you feel better!
*sitting in the corner, clutching several prescription bottles and piece of paper*
Oct 5th, 2006
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