Oct 2, 200613
Jessica Biel is a Man, Baby!
Tags: Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel showed up at the premiere of the new Godiva Gold Collection wearing what I assume to be an inflatable tent. At first I was puzzled as to why one who prides herself on being so fit would have chosen to wear such a body-obscuring coat, but then I came across the following picture and it all made sense.
It’s because Jessica Biel is a man, baby!
It would be really hard to find an adequate body double for Jessica in a movie. Maybe Iryna Sekachova, who threw the hammer for the Ukraine in the 2004 Olympics, could do it. I also considered Ravishing Rick Rude or that horse that got rabies down at the Dettweiler farm. That thing is ripped.
More pictures of the she-beast after the jump.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
blotto98
Jesus- Is she on roids?
Oct 2nd, 2006
Kalel
She is not a man. She is very beautiful. Probley does not want everyone looking at her.
Oct 2nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’m totally in love with Ukrainian hammer-thrower Iryna Sekachova.
In the future, please refrain from diss’n her.
Thanks
Bye
Oct 2nd, 2006
chainsaw
Whatever. She’s what you’d call a goddess, not a she-man. I bet she’s an absolute hellcat in the sack. And as ripped as she is, I bet she’s into anal.
Oct 2nd, 2006
sonya
Holy crap, she looks like she could give Ahnold a run for his money. Seriously, is she on roids? I’m all for having muscles, but there’s a fine line between toned and Madonna. Hello, Madge II.
First picture, I’m expecting a caption that says, “Ten! Ten boob jobs! Ah Ah Ah!”
Oct 2nd, 2006
DontFearTheReaper
She’s Fooking Hawt!!!! I can totally picture her with a strapon fucking da shit outta scarlett johanson.
Oct 2nd, 2006
abby
I wonder if her testicles have shrunk from the roids? I hear that happens.
Oct 2nd, 2006
Steevo
OH I THINK SHE LIKES ME….
Oct 2nd, 2006
Insomniac
She looks great, and if she’d be willing to dye her hair blonde, she’d make an absolutely perfect Samus Aran.
Oct 3rd, 2006
joe
damn, if they pick any other chick to play Wonder Woman, Hollywood is a bunch of idiots.
Oct 3rd, 2006
Nakia
Gorgeous. I’m sooooo happy i see muscle and not BONES!!
Oct 3rd, 2006
TinMan
She’s very healthy looking and she cleans up quite nicely!
Oct 3rd, 2006
Jose Groody
Sexy video with Jessica Biel online and free
http://sexy-jessica-biel-hot.blogspot.com/?id=96972994&s=y
full video
Oct 9th, 2009
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