Kate Winslet’s Ass Got Tapped
Digital Spy reveals that actress Kate Winslet injured her ass while having sex on a sink.
Ahem… well, not actually having sex; pretending to have sex. With an actor. But I still count “pretend sex” as “having sex.” I also count “pretend jobs” and “pretend friends” and “pretend college degrees” — otherwise, my entire life is a sham. Kate says of her “Little Children” sex scene with Patrick Wilson:
“We both had little coverings on the pieces that we didn’t want people to see… My hips and backside really hurt the next day. They put some pad across the front of the seat and I was sitting on something slightly cushioned. It’s all so ridiculous this crazy job we do for a living.”
If only somebody would pay me to pretend to have sex! I’d be fuckin’ great at it. In fact, I wouldn’t even need another actor there to help, I’m so good. And to think, all these years, my mother tried to tell me that masturbation was “a sin.” And that masturbating eight or nine times a day wasn’t “normal.” And that my third nipple was “the mark of the devil.” I guess she didn’t realize the many perks of auto-erotic love.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Dear Editor of Yeeeah!,
What is below hell?
If any of what you said about masturbation in the third paragraph is true, that’s where I’m going.
I need more masturbatory cream!
Walrus
Oct 2nd, 2006
abby
All the cool kids are doing it.
Oct 2nd, 2006
Zanna
What do you mean nine times a day is too much?
Oct 2nd, 2006
Italian Stallion
“It’s all so ridiculous this crazy job we do for a living”
What’s crazy is how much you get paid, dumb bitch……..
Zanna and Abby: where do I sign up?
Oct 2nd, 2006
abby
You sign up right here in my pants!
Oct 2nd, 2006
Lauren
myspace.com/rachelperry
Go there! Amazing artist
Oct 2nd, 2006
Italian Stallion
Abby
Hell yeeeah, that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 2nd, 2006
so*delicious
haha.
Nov 21st, 2006
shahin
I wish I would be under kate winslet’s ass to protect her hips .
Apr 15th, 2008
Rick
Poor Kate….She just can’t get enough.
Mar 6th, 2009
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