Oct 2, 2006
Paris Hilton Too Good for Pants
As you can see in these pictures, Paris Hilton literally “danced her pants off” over the weekend. I guess rich socialites can’t be bothered with petty civilian inconveniences like “not being a whore” or “wearing pants” or “basic math skills.” Her pants may have simply committed hara-kiri, just to escape the indignanty of being the fabric that protects the rest of the world from her cooter. I bet the panties would have offed themselves, too, if they weren’t already dead inside and too emotionally scarred to even try to escape. You know, like Stockholm-Syndrome stuff. There are just some things you can’t bounce back from, and being Paris Hilton’s panties is one of them.
More pics of Paris being a pant-less slut after the jump
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
i was going to say, let’s be thankful that she’s at least wearing underwear, then I saw the shot of her butt. What isthat?
Oct 2nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
In Paris’ defense, at least her panties are clean.
I’m not saying nothing about her ass!!
Oct 2nd, 2006
Smegma
whos that brunette in the picture?
Oct 2nd, 2006
abby
Yay! Walrus, you came back. I can stop cutting.
Oct 2nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
cutting??? Ya lost me sister!
Ever since the head trauma, things been a bit fuzzy.
P.S. You knew I couldn’t stay away !!
Oct 2nd, 2006
Archmage
Christ, she’s a useless bag of flesh.
Oct 2nd, 2006
Nooz Hound
Whoa Paris! GET SOME PANTS ON! My mom, says so!
Oct 2nd, 2006
erin
forget seeing london and france, paris looks wasted!
Oct 2nd, 2006
Steevo
GOTTA WORRY ABOUT A CHICK SO ANXIOUS TO SHOW OFF HER COOTER ALL THE EFFIN TIME…
Oct 2nd, 2006
amy
She probably didnt realise how short the dress was…
And Sonya, you are obviously living under a rock… its called a g-string honey (or a thong to backwards people). You sounded like even more of an idiot than Paris with your comment.
And Smegma, the brunette is Caroline D’amore (I think thats the spelling)… I dont know how she’s famous, I think it’s because she wears nice clothes…
Oct 3rd, 2006
Jacqueline
If you could read the look on her agents face, it would say ‘youve got to be f*cking kidding me Paris’
Oct 3rd, 2006
Jay
She is elevated more than the photographer so its easier to see up to that area. It would be long enough if she wasnt on some platform.
Oct 4th, 2006
Lorenzo
cellulite is so not hot.
she needs to go to the gym and tone up
her flabby ass.
when is she ever going to go away?
oh and, just because you are skinny does not
mean you don’t have fat. ewww.
Oct 4th, 2006
Rosie
such a class act that paris. how sad that she has as little respect for herself as the rest of us do. i actually pity the idiot.
Oct 5th, 2006
Alexa
Good god!!WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!!!
And i thought that she was a slut before.
Will she ever go away.Her agent was probably like
“I F%&$&*g quit!!” I mean if your going to make an
idiot out of urself like that do it when there are
no camras around.I mean jesus paris what is wrong with
you.Yeah you may be a blonde but tell me you have enough
sense to know this!!!
Oct 20th, 2006
so*delicious
k have any of you read her book?! its f*ing crazy. it has suggestions on how you can act like an heiress and other shit. i totally agree with all of you, i cant believe i used to like her
Nov 21st, 2006
Rick Jamieson
Ya know if you all had her Fame and Money you would be just the same. She’s maybe looking for something She never got growing up at home……Love and Respect. You all know how far that goe’s. Keep up the good work Paris we LOVE YOU up here in Canada.
Jul 3rd, 2007
carloss the jackal
shes fit,shes fine,and she shows how to live life to the full.
Jul 5th, 2007
miss_switzerlaND
EY PARIS THATS NOT HOT REALLY NOT HOT THATS FUCK SORRY OR THATS TRUE OR SO ARE YOU BEAUTYFUL KISS(k):p
Dec 3rd, 2007
obbi
Well I think she looks great, everyone else is just jealous
Feb 20th, 2008
Vance Tota
Paris Hilton in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://paris-hilton-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=69230483&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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