Professional whore Pamela Anderson says that she loves being an internet sex symbol and wants to encourage people on the ‘net to “have fun” (re: masturbate). But discovering her private sex tape with current husband Kid Rock online was another matter entirely. Pam tells The Sun:

“I don’t mind sexy pictures of me being on sites. I think people know I’m a free spirit and like to have fun. I can’t control the internet, and believe me I’ve tried. I have had a love-hate relationship with the internet. I said I wanted nothing to do with it. But again, you have to have some dignity and grace about yourself and keep going. If those people want to go off and find those pictures or that kind of video, they have to live with it.”

A good rule of thumb is “don’t leave your sex tape laying around the house” and “try to limit the number of pussy shots you put on the internet.” I wish I had come across those rules before my unfortunate “YouTube” incident. They ended up revoking my insurance license and my honorary 4-H Council membership, and I got slapped with an arrest warrant in three different states. Plus, I didn’t make a goddamn dime of off the tape. And I have to “register” every time I move. It’s just a big hassle. Think about that the next time you pull out the camcorder.

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