Oct 4, 20066
Fergalicious My Ass
What would you get if Fergie and two scantily-clad women thrashed around in a pile of chocolate pudding while she lipsynced to a really shitty song? Well, you’d have the video for her latest single, “Fergalicious.”
And what would you get if you actually sat and watched said video? Why, you’d get the unmistakeable urge to set things on fire. Or maybe the urge to masturbate. They’re both pretty unmistakable urges. But there was this one time when I was drunk and I accidentally set my genitals on fire. It was awful. You know, now that I think about it, you probably shouldn’t watch the video at all. Just to be safe. Second-degree labial burns take a really long time to heal.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
My tongue has been known to cure second degree labial burns. Call me!!!!!!!
Oct 4th, 2006
easy e
It looks like Ferg has been frolicking in a pile of shit. Not sexy.
Also, my cock cures burns and several differnt kinds of cancer. Call ME!!
Oct 4th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
If you blow me, my cock spurts like a fountain. CALL ME!!!!!!!!!
Oct 4th, 2006
miss amor
fergie needs to take a tip from the danish and get a shit suit if she is into the hot plates.
Oct 4th, 2006
mf
ewwwwww ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Oct 18th, 2006
dafinger
I have a bowel movement each time I orgasm….call me?
Nov 29th, 2006
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