Tom Cruise Assists in Katie’s Gender Rehabilitation
Tom Cruise is hell-bent on re-shaping fiancee Katie Holmes into a strapping adolescent boy. TMZ reports,
Tom has become “very concerned” about [Katie's] appearance these days… In addition to joining her strenuous workout sessions, Tom also makes sure that Katie’s strict workout schedule goes without interruption by personally booking babysitters for the kids… Katie is said to be hitting the weights at least 4-5 times a week, focusing on building muscle in her shoulders and back.
Someone should remind Tom that you can’t “body-build” a male sex organ onto a woman. A penis is one of those tricky genetically pretermined physical traits that you simply can’t change. Not without surgery, anyway. Hmm… except for Pink’s penis, of course. Oh, and Fergie’s. Maybe Tom knows something I don’t. Maybe you can build your own wiener through exercise. Luckily, though, I never work out. Lord knows I don’t need a penis. One pair of undescended testicles is more than enough.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
d. c.
Oh now, he wants to wrestle with her.. He loves to wrestle! EW
Oct 4th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I always knew TCLTC, but this is just fucking proof!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 4th, 2006
easy e
I bet he only fucks her in the back door.
Oct 4th, 2006
Midnight
Tom needs to worry about his own appearance. Katie looks a lot better than him.
Oct 4th, 2006
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