Oct 5, 20069

Jessica Simpson is a Jockey

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Jessica Simpson arrived in New York this week properly attired for some good ol’ equestrian fun and to promote her new movie “Employee of the Month.” I have to admit this outfit is better than the multi-hued “tube dress” or the sith lord robe, but this time it’s just trend overkill. Cropped jacket + knee high boots= Kentucky Derby, not chic. Plus, the jacket is ruffled, and I hate ruffles. Ruffles should only be on a four-year old’s princess dress or a fat lady bathing suit.

More pictures of Jessica sans horse after the jump

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. easy e

    The jacket sucks, but those jeans are fucking awesome.

    Oct 5th, 2006

  2. d. c.

    what a goof! She almost looks preggers.. ugh

    Oct 5th, 2006

  3. sonya

    Still schlepping around in the thigh-high boots, I see.

    I think I just turned into a Jewish bubbe.

    Oct 5th, 2006

  4. ApacheRose

    Who the hell dresses this chick? The boots wouldn’t be bad if they were BLACK and not over jeans. Thigh-high boots should lead up to fishnet-covered thighs and a short skirt.

    And that jacket makes her look fat…. well, something’s making her look fat, and I hate the jacket, so I’m blaming it. WTF, she’s got a belt under her tits. If you’re cinching up underneath like that, there should be cleavage up to her collarbone.

    Oct 5th, 2006

  5. A

    I DON’T HAVE MILLIONS LIKE HER, BUT I ATLEAST WEAR DIFFERENT SHOES EVERY DAY, INSTEAD OF THE SAME ONES, THAT NEVER MATCH ANY OF HER DUMB OUTFITS.. LOSER

    Oct 5th, 2006

  6. Italian Stallion

    That haircut gives her E.T. neck………

    No offense to anyone, and I don’t know why this is, but I fucking hate the word “preggers”. What a stupid fucking word!!!!!! Just fucking say pregnant, fucking pregnant…………..

    Oct 5th, 2006

  7. abby

    I happen to hate the word “grundle.” It’s another name for “taint,” but for some reason it makes me have an eye twitch.

    Apache Rose came too! Oh, it’s just like old times. Thanks, dear fish fans, for venturing my way.

    Oct 5th, 2006

  8. Walrus Gumboot

    I know I don’t count for a shit (low self-esteem) Abby, but I’m here too.

    The caption should have read:

    “Jessica Simpson is a Fashion Don’t Assclown !!!”

    P.S. PREGGERS

    P.P.S. GRUNDLE

    Oct 5th, 2006

  9. Steevo

    THAT’S SOME NICE BREAD PUSHING UP AGAINST THAT ZIPPER…SHO WOULD LIKE TO BUTTER IT!!!

    Oct 5th, 2006

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