Oct 5, 20068
Penelope Cruz is a Head Case
Penelope Cruz must suffer from psoriasis, because she was photographed scratching at her scalp in almost every picture from the “Volver” press conference yesterday. Sneaking in one covert “hand-rake-through-the-hair” would have been passable as a sexy rumpling of her tresses, but then she does it again:
And again:
Nothing distracts from glorious cleavage quite like a crusty, flaking scalp. Dandruff just isn’t sexy. Just like halitosis isn’t sexy. You could get it all gussied up in a green dress and give it a seductive Spanish accent, but it’s still just bad breath and psoriasis in a fancy gown.
A couple of picture of Penelope not clawing at her scalp after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Maybe she gots chiggers?
Oct 5th, 2006
Kalel
I think shs is a very beautiful, and she carries herself very well.
Oct 5th, 2006
easy e
I never noticed that flesh colored mole under her eye before. Damn you, HQ pictures! Now I won’t be able to jerk off without thinking about that damn wart.
Oct 5th, 2006
d. c.
She’s probably was having an allergic reaction to the hair care products.
Oct 5th, 2006
sonya
Nobody’s mentioned that she might have lice.
I squeezed by this family at the Rite-Aid in one of the aisles, only to see that the (barefoot) mom was checking out the boxes of Rid. I think I remember jumping up and down, shrieking, throwing things and tearing off my clothes after that. It’s still kind of fuzzy, ‘cuz the police tazered me. I swear I’m still burping electricity. True story.
Oct 5th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Why the hell does she keep scratching her head? Someone must have asked her what 2 2 equals…………
Oct 5th, 2006
abby
I like that picture of her clasping her hands over her crotch. Maybe she has to tinkle.
Oct 5th, 2006
evil bunny
nah, it’s just some very dedicated crotch lobsters left over from her matt mc godyourgay period.
Oct 5th, 2006
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