Oct 6, 2006
Ashlee Simpson is a Copy Cat
Tags: Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson was photographed leaving GMTV studios in London on Monday doing her best Mary-Kate Olsen impression. Here’s Ashlee:
And here’s Mary-Kate at The Free Art festival earlier in the year:
I went to grade school with Ashlee and she was a total copy cat. If I wore pigtails, then she wore pigtails. If I bought strawberry milk, then she bought strawberry milk. I finally got sick of all her copying and stabbed her in the face with a pencil. Got her square in the chin — it left a big hole and everything. I’m pretty sure she still has a mark. You’d think a big dent in your face would serve as a good reminder not to go around copying people, but no. She probably just needs another good stabbing as a refresher.
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
petemclochness
I’m glad her shitty show is on the way to being cancled.
Oct 6th, 2006
petemclochness
That’s supposed to be on the Eva Longoria thread. Sorry.
WTF is wrong with Ashlees cheeks? Is she a fucking chimpmunk?
Oct 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’ll stab her…
In her hot little ass…
With my lance.
P.S. Lance is not his name (that’s little Wally), lance is my shaft. (No, not the black guy)
Oct 6th, 2006
sonya
It looks like Mary-Kate got mangled by a cat.
Oct 6th, 2006
Italian Stallion
LOL at Pete, I don’t know about the chipmunk part, but I know the bitch likes nuts………
Oct 6th, 2006
abby
Likes nuts… good one!
She could also like chew. I hear girls from Texas do that. Also lot lizard roaming truck stop parking lots for potential johns. And ballplayers.
Oct 6th, 2006
ZeZe
Looks like she’s attempting a little Saving Grace for her sister and those fucking boots.
Oct 7th, 2006
mizzy
her cheeks looks like that because she is bullimic.
Oct 8th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
FUCK YOU GUYS, ASHLEE HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER. I have mutual friends with Ashlee, even though we have never met, and she doesn’t know me, I trust my friends when they say she is a nice person. She might come on this shitty site and think she looks bad because of you neanderthals. She has always looked beautiful, and she will one day become just as famous as someone like madonna.
Petemclochness: you criticise her cheeks? Obviously a woman with big sexy cheeks like Ashlee has never given you head, because it is phenomenal.
Walrus, dude, Im with you. I want a piece of Ashlee to, though I would not put it in the terms you used.
Oct 9th, 2006
Bush Hater
Hey Longaway: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! No one wants to hear what you have to say about Ashlee, you sorry bastard! She is a Whore, so naturally the two of you would fit hand in hand! I just wish that bitch would hurry up and die alreaydy!
Oct 9th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
You again BUSH HATER?! GEEZE MAN GET A DAMN LIFE! I stopped posting on MollyGood just to get away rom your demented ass! Why in the hell can’t you just leave a brother be? I am surprised you didn’t use my name this time and write all kinds of libel like before. ANYONE WHO sees Bush Hater, just ignore him and he will go away. Oh and, you had a typo there on the last word of your post. Its spelled R-E-A-L-L-Y. you goofy bastard.
Oct 9th, 2006
Bush Hater
Well you can R-E-A-L-L-Y KISS MY ASS THEN!
Oct 9th, 2006
Chistopher Longaway.
It would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.
Oct 9th, 2006
Chistopher Longaway.
I forgot to mention earlier…Dosen’t Ahslee lok like an Angel in that picture? She is so beautiful…yet somber…It is sad to see her like that…I wish I could say or do something to make her happy…
Oct 9th, 2006
d. c.
Ashlees natural facial muscles are protesting against the new plastic surgery. This isn’t gonna look nice in a few years. Twisted smile and lips odd when she speaks, wonky eye, off centered nose, witchy butt chin and drooping cheeks will exaggerate into a new freaky person like her sis.
Oct 9th, 2006
Chickadee
Actually, her sister needs a nosejob, have you seen the bump on her nose, gah!! You can bounce a paddle ball off her nose and it will come back to you, ask Nick, he did it on their last Christmas they shared on their BORING reality show!
Oct 10th, 2006
Shanny
Asslee is a copycat. She totally sucks.She better stops trying. Nobody can be Mary-Kate.
Nov 12th, 2006
Smiley
i’m really late for this but oh well. my thoughts on ashlee simpson and her little bitch self: GO FUCK YOURSELF ASHLEE!!!!! YOU CAN’T SING YOU’RE UGLY YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT AT ALL!!!!! GET YOU’RE LITTLY SKANKY HANDS OFF PETE WENTZ HE NEEDS SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT HIM AND A RELATIONSHIP THAT’S MORE THAN LUST!!!!!! QIUT STINKING UP HOLLYWOOD AND COPYING EVERYBODY!!!!!!! NOBODY LIKES YOU SO GET YOUR ASS OFF THE PLANET!!!!!!
thank you and have a nice day.
May 21st, 2007
hater
smiley u r a total legend!! those r my thoughts exactly.. that girl is a skanky tramp and pete probably wouldnt have touched her when she had that big massive concord nose on her mis-shaped face…. the sooner that moron fucks off the better!!!!!
Jun 27th, 2007
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