Oct 6, 200611
Quickies: Roll With Me
Jimmy Buffet likes his ecstasy. Now to find a girl who likes old man balls. (Spank Cheeks)
Lindsay Lohan has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. (Best Week Ever)
Jude Law is a weepy drunk. I guess alcohol unleashes his inner puss. (Egotastic)
I like Scarlett Johansson better as a sexy black-and-white lesbian. (MollyGood)
Sharon Stone jumps on the Mrs. Robinson bandwagon and lands goth’s new pusster poster boy, Jared Leto. (A Socialite’s Life)
Paris Hilton is wearing panties. That’s got to be some kinda record — twice in one week. (The Bastardly)
An exclusive look at the new Transformers movie for the dorks living at home with their mothers. (The Jay)
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Berate me, go ahead.
I love Paris’ wonkey eye
Oct 6th, 2006
abby
I love Paris’ her floppy diseased vagina. There, berate me
P.S. Walrus — I assumed you knew that my stopping “cutting” upon your return was the highest compliment that one could be paid. It’s like an East Side Shout Out, only with more blood and fetal positions. So anyway, “Hey Wally! I’m happy to see you, you loyal bastard!” There. Now I have properly greeted all my fish/spankcheeks/trannyandzanna peeps.
Word.
Oct 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, I didn’t realize they spoke “street” on the East Side of Norfolk!
But with your “rapist wit”, it’s all good.
Peace out
Oct 7th, 2006
ZeZe
Not all of them.
Oct 7th, 2006
Zanna
I do have to agree wholeheartedly with Abby…Walrus is one loyal bastard!
Oct 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Zanna baby, if you’re going to use my idea of the smiley faces, you’re going to have to pony-up something.
™
Oct 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Don’t make me go ‘devil” all up on ya!
Oct 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Or worse yet… Green!
Oct 9th, 2006
Zanna
What. Do. You mean?
Oct 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
If this works, we’re even…
Oct 9th, 2006
easy e
How do you get a smiley giving the finger? That’s what I want.
Oct 9th, 2006
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