Paris Hilton’s Little Green Bag
I figured a glimpse inside Paris Hilton’s handbag would reveal some ribbed-for-her-pleasure condoms and maybe an industrial-sized tube of Anal-Eaze. Not so. The Daily Mail reports that at a party in Milan over the weekend, a photographer got a shot directly into her open purse — and seems that our little heiress was holdin’ some seriously dank nuggs. (For the squares out there who aren’t down with the reefer, that’s “marijuana.”)
Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz issued the following statement in response to the incriminating photograph:
“Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos.”
I guess that’s what you say when you aren’t clever enough for the COPS’ standard issue response: “I’ve never seen that” or “Someone must have planted that” or “That’s not my purse, it’s a friend’s.” That Elliot Mintz is a regular spin doctor genius.
Special thanks to loyal bastard Walrus for the lead
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easy e
I bet getting high with Paris Hilton would be as fun as have your pubes pulled out one at a time.
Oct 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I plagarized this from another website, but it sounded so good, I figured I’d share it.
“A few day’s ago she went to Holland (I know, because I live here) and smoking weed is legal here, so she probably bought it here. Cool country uh? In HOLLAND smoking weed is legal!!!”
P.S. See Zanna, Abby gave me kudos… *Sticks tongue out*
Oct 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Okay Zanna… *pulls tongue back in*. Your groveling is forgiveness enough.
Oct 9th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I’d like to steal her weed, and then kick her in the cunt (with Hazmat boots of course) and say “Ha,Ha” in my best Nelson Muntz voice……..
Oct 9th, 2006
Zanna
What the hell are you talking about, Wumby…I just e-mailed you back saying I didn’t see your “HOT TIP” until this morning!
Must…resist…urge…to…say…something..about…hot tips..and…mornings…
Oct 9th, 2006
abby
I have some “hot tips” for you, Zanna. Well, they’re more like “beefy party hats.” Still interested?
Oct 9th, 2006
Zanna
Abby……why must you tease me so? I’m going to North Carolina this weekend. Start marinating the beef.
Oct 9th, 2006
Bush Hater
I hate everything about Paris!!! I hate thr fact that she is prettier than me! I hate the fact that she lives more well than I….I hate The Hilton Hotel! The last time I staeyed there I assumed that Paris would show up, but she didn’t that bitch!
Oct 9th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
What the hell? BUSH HATER?! What in the hell are you doing here?! You seriously need help if all you do is go around blasting Paris all day. By the way, You spelled “Stayed” “staeyed” Your more ignorant than I originally assumed.
Oct 9th, 2006
Sara Wilson
Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
Apr 5th, 2007
emma
cool blog!
Apr 9th, 2007
Timoty
cool blog!
Apr 16th, 2007
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