Oct 9, 20067
That Isn’t Fergie
There is no way in hell that the woman on the cover of next month’s issue of Complex magazine is Fergie. How do I know, you may ask? Well, several key clues give it away:
A) No hint of a penis anywhere
B) Lack of hair in the armpit
C) No visible urine stains, and
D) Everybody knows this is what the real Fegie looks like:
You do the math, people. I don’t like to start shit, but I think this Complex magazine is full of propoganda lies. I say we should band together and make a stand by collectively canceling our subscriptions. That’d show them bastards that we don’t cotton to bullshit. What’s that, you say you don’t have a subscription to Complex?
Yeah, I’d never heard of them, either.
More pics of some chick pretending to be Fergie after the jump.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
easy e
Buttaface! Buttaface! Nice legs though.
Oct 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I didn’t realize they said thangs like, “we don’t cotton to” way upaire in Var-ginnie?
That one photo she’s grabbing her ankle, with the black cum-fuck-me heels on… makes me want to do stuff.
Oct 9th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Crystal Meth is a helluva drug…………
Oct 9th, 2006
abby
… so is PCP.
Oct 9th, 2006
sonya
I bet they spent a lot of time photoshopping the big bulge out of the front of “her’ underwear.
Oct 9th, 2006
Italian Stallion
LOL @ sonya……..that was fucking funny!!
Oct 9th, 2006
Austin
“Crystal Meth is a helluva drug…………” – Italian Stallion
“… so is PCP.” – abby
and PhotoShop is a helluva program.
Oct 10th, 2006
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