Quickies: Sex Panther
Will Ferrel is considering a sequel for “Anchorman.” “Don’t pretend like you’re not impressed!” (Popoholic)
Madonna knows that nothing tells America “fuck you” like adopting an African orphan. (Spank Cheeks)
Hulk Hogan believes in eating your vitamins, saying your prayers and pimping out your teenage daughter in a second-rate jerk-off mag. (BWE)
Scarlett Johansson gets an HIV test twice a year. Probably because she does anal twice a year. Or maybe she’s just socially responsible or something. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Angelina Jolie makes a lovely negro. (Celebitchy)
I amost feel bad for making fun of Jessica Simpson. I said almost. (MollyGood)
Natalie Portman looks like junior high homecoming princess at Paris’ Fashion Week. (Egotastic)
There’s a naked chick writing for The Bastardly! I’m sold. (The Bastardly)
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I dunno, I guess if you get tired of using the same 4 or 5 black actresses all the time, you can always expand your options by wearing makeup. Same thing with the Asians. It’s always the same 2, that Zyi-z-z-something and hmm, I can’t think of another one. Paint your skin yeller and use scotch tape on your eyes.
Oct 10th, 2006
George
Is everyperson that contributes to this site (including the author) an insensitive moron? Normally, the content is witty and spot on. The jokes are razor sharp and usually aimed at those who deserve them (i.e., out-of-touch celebrities.) What did “negroes” and Asians do to piss you off? You’re more than welcome to print what you like, just know that this time it cost you one of your loyal readers.
Oct 10th, 2006
abby
Wow. That was called “sarcasm,” George. If you’d actually read the link (entitled Angelina Does Blackface), you’d get the sardonicism. They should have hired an ethnic actress to play an ethnic role, not painted up a white chick. It smacks of blackface, Jim Crow, anything “negro,”… hence the sarcastic comment.
Although not nearly as funny once explained.
Oct 10th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Maybe it was the “Madonna knows that nothing tells America “fuck you” like adopting an African orphan” line that pissed this coon off?
Who knows…….
Before you get all pissed off at me, it’s just a joke nigger……..
Oct 10th, 2006
Zanna
That’s quite dramatic, George. Open your mind and try to wrap your head around the humor, sarcasm and INTELLIGENCE that Abby writes with.
And i have a feeling you’ll be back..if nothing but to see if anyone responded to your comment.
Oct 10th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Abby:
If you get in trouble for shit like that, just delete my comment. I was just kidding, the same as you, but some people can’t handle that type of joking around. I guess if we were slaves growing up, we would be pissed off at them………
Oct 10th, 2006
Zanna
Perhaps it was, Stallion. In which case, George you will have to blame me for writing THAT article on the other site.
Oct 10th, 2006
abby
I was a slave, and I am pissed off. But I was more of a “sex slave” for Mistress Zanna and Her Lusty Stallion than, say, a plantation worker sold to a white family.
Jeez, black* people are so touchy!
*That was a joke. Everybody knows only fags are really touchy. Oh, and Jews.
Oct 10th, 2006
easy e
You people are a bunch of PC pussies. Not all of you, but I think you know who I’m talking about. His name starts with G and ands with E and he smells like the inside of a vagina. Aslo his name ryhmes with “borge.” No more clues. Okay there’s and e and an o and an r in his name. PUSSY!!!
Oct 11th, 2006
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