Vince Vaugh Whores Away His Troubles
Vince Vaughn has been doing more than just staining his shirts and looking like hell since breaking up with Jennifer Aniston. The Sun caught the founding member of “The Frat Pack” making out with an unknown blonde just a week after the split. The Sun reports:
The comedy actor got up close with the mystery girl after arriving for a London showbiz bash in a stained sweatshirt and with the fly of his jeans undone.The Dodgeball funnyman’s unkempt appearance amazed fellow guests at the after-show party for a theatre event he starred in.
You don’t have to be a genius to put together “mystery blonde” and “fly unzipped” and “stained shirt” and conclude that Mr. Vaughn was out whoring away his recent troubles. It’s like that one time I found out my ex-husband was cheating on me — he came home with his fly undone, stains on his shirt, and lipstick smeared all over his mouth. It wasn’t what you think, though. Turns out he was prostituting himself dressed like a woman over on Timaquana Boulevard to pay for his out-of-control meth habit. So Vince should really watch out. It could have been a man giving him that sloppy blow job in the theater bathroom. I tried contacting his PR agent all morning, to warn him about transexual whores, and all they did was fax back a pissy “cease and desist” letter. People can be so fucking ungrateful sometimes.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
His fly was unzipped because he wanted to see how many people could “dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge” his balls.
Oct 10th, 2006
abby
Interesting story about Vince Vaughn’s balls. I was unconscious at a party and woke up with them on my chin. It was weird, to say the least. True story.
Oct 10th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Abby,
Was he giving you a Cinncinati bowtie? Because that’s what I would have gave you, followed with a strawberry milkshake………
Oct 10th, 2006
abby
Something about being punched in the mouth after a blowjob makes me wet. If you could black my eye as well I might have an orgasm on the spot.
Oct 10th, 2006
team aniston
sonya-
your comment was so funny I’m posting it on our nossip page at tabloidfantasyleague.com
Oct 10th, 2006
sonya
Sweeeeet. I feel all warm and squishy. Either that or I need to wear diapers.
Oct 11th, 2006
Renae
WTFEver that is so damn gay. That was a friend of his he was telling goodnight.And they never fucking broke up why the hell do people have to make up their own story’s what do you do dream this shit up. I know her and know for a fact they never split she said it on national televison for gods sake I think she should know about her own damn relationship. GET YOUR SHIT STR8 for the poor people who dont know any better and read this bullshit
Nov 4th, 2006
Me
Oh you wont let me write the truth eh? Have to delete it? I guess only lies can be written on this page
Nov 4th, 2006
hamiltonsquared
Vince Vaughn was spotted partying with Jamie Kennedy and Alan Premel at Club Pure in Las Vegas. Premel, who’s name broke in the media a month ago for dating a former porn star was forced to resign from CIA. he was a clandestine officer and supervisor for a counter terrorism task force in the balkans which is in eastern europe.
He suffered from depression and went to stay with Jamie Kennedy who is a great friend of his. While there he meets Owen Wilson who is also recovering from depression. They got to talking and afterwards all went to Las Vegas to party and have fun. They were reported seen at Pure and at the Palms. Owen Wilson was not seen on this trip. Aside from dating a former porn star Alan Premel has been linked to dating Paris Hilton, Rachel Mcadams and an intl tennis star in Ukraine named Natalya Reznichenko who now is married and lives in France.
Now, he speaks to children on terrorism and supports charities through the Alan Premel Trust Fund. A very interesting story. Maybe Premel should hook Vince up with Rachel Mcadams. Premel’s ex Paris Hilton is wanting to start a family. Who better. Premel doesnt need her money. Its been reported that he won a settlement from a lawsuit versus CIA where he was awarded 41 million dollars.
Sep 19th, 2007
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