Mel Gibson’s Drinking Buddy is a Pedophile

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Be sure to tune in to ABC’s Good Morning America tomorrow, when Mel Gibson will give the lowdown on his “stupid ramblings of a drunkard” to Diane Sawyer. I’m tuning in just to see if he’ll talk about the latest scandal involving his bestest drinking buddy, Rod Bernsen. RADAR Online reports:

Rod Bernsen… who was arrested Saturday on charges of molesting young boys aboard a cruise ship, is a close and longstanding friend of [Mel Gibson]… Bernsen frequently accompanies Gibson on benders around Malibu—or at least used to, before Gibson entered rehab in August following his drunk-driving and Jew-baiting debacle.

Of course Mel Gibson’s best bud is a pedophile! What goes better with Jew-hating racism than being a sex offender? They’re like peas and carrots! I bet the best man at Mel’s wedding was a fecophiliac or maybe liked having sex with animals and the dead or something. Good times. Those crazy bastards probably have some great drinking stories for you, too. Provided that Third Reich poop fetishists who like to fuck corpses and molest little kids don’t repulse you, of course.

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  1. easy e

    If this goes mainstream, Mel Gibson is FUCKED.

  2. Yeeeah, he’s defintely fucked……….

  3. abby

    Yeah, not fucked in the good “penis in vagina” way, just plain “fucked.”

    Nice use of “yeeeah,” Stallion!! Send me your address and I’ll send you your prize. And by “prize” I mean “pictures of me putting things in my vagina.” Cuddles!

  4. I caught the Forrest Gump reference of “like peas and carrots” as in, “Me and Jenny was like peas and carrots!”

    AND

    Not to be petty or anything, but I used Yeeeah! in my comment on the “Papa Don’t Preach: Madonna’s Adoptin’ a Baby” thread at 8:29AM, all full 2 hours and 8 minutes before Stallion used it. Therefore I, Walrus Gumboot, being of sound mind and body, (okay maybe not so much the mind) readily deserve the GRAND PRIZE, while Stallion should get the lowly “boobie” prize.

    P.S. If I get to pick the prize, I would like to see Zanna Granny naked accept for a pair of black leather, 4 inch heeled, thigh high boots and a whip.

    Thank you for your consideration of my concerns.

  5. And I liked Mel Gibson. And I probably will still watch his movies. But that’s because I have a thing for Third Reich poop fetish men who like to fuck corpses and molest little kids. It’s just a personal preference.

  6. abby

    True, Walrus, quite true. You can have the prize of pictures of me sticking things in my ass. Just as sexy, but a bit more risque. I’ll need your mailing address, though, and your date of birth and social security number.

    P.S. Sonya, who doesn’t have a soft spot in their heart for poop fetishists and corpse-fuckers? LOL

  7. Abby–All the better for me, because I married one.

  8. Abby, all my personal information is being overnighted via FedEx to your location.

    I’m looking forward to the photographs.

  9. Walrus…..

    I wasn’t copying you, you fucking crybaby. I might have seen it before, and did it not thinking. Cry me a river!!!!

    Just kidding bitch, but seriously, cry me a river………

    Abby,

    I already have those pictures, I’ll take the ass shots……..
    (How I have them, I’ll never tell)

  10. That’s your FUCKING problem Stallion, you DON”T think.
    You SWIPED your stupid nickname from one of the most prolific actors of the 20th century. That’s right asshat, I talking about Sylvester Stallone. You get all up in my grill again, and there will be consequences. I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING!!! ….
    ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. okay, I am kidding!! Sylvester Stallone couldn’t hold a candle to your awesome blogging abilities. :twisted:

  11. Stallone is one of the most prolific actors of the 20th century? That’s news to me!

    Of course, the movies he has been in are without a doubt, the finest in movie history. Such as:

    Judge Dredd

    Oscar

    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!

    Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    I rest my case.

    XOXOXOoooooooooooooooooo

    Sorry, those last ones were actually farts.

  12. abby

    Sonya, you made me spit my coffee out. Farts! I love it.

  13. Neffiewoman

    Sonya…do you work with children?? Cause that farts comment is really childish. And it made me pee a little!! teehee

  14. aneurysm

    beans beans the magical fruit. the more you eat

  15. Ugh. Don’t even want to think about what they did together when drunk.

  16. mike

    I happened to know Rod Bernsen as former LAPD Cop.

    It is just so easy to point our fingers and say ‘he did it.’ But it takes courage to stand by the accused.

    My Synopsis
    Normally I would not publicly make public comments as I am about to. While the allegations are no doubt morally depraved, I will still give Sgt Rod Bernsen much benefit of the doubt. After all, this is still America and we are “innocent until proven guilty.”

    I have seen way too many sexual cases fall apart, once the alleged victims are proven to be liars.

    1. I worked with Sgt Rod Bernsen at LAPD 77th Div. Never did I hear or see anything even questionable in his character, conduct or integrity. I worked with him. I changed in the same locker room as he did. I was on multiple crime scenes with Him. I shared coffee and breakfast with him, and others. I always had an utmost respect for his values and integrity. And too be honest, there were ‘other’ officers that displayed questionable sexual conduct. But NEVER Sgt Bernsen.

    2. These two ‘alleged’ victim teens just happened to ‘know one another,’ and are ‘related’. Had the two been separate and independent victims, who did not even know about the other’s allegations, and then I would be very concerned for Sgt Bernsen. However they had plenty of time to discuss the allegations. Not to mention their past.

    3. According to the paper, Sgt Rod Bernsen was in a sauna where only adults were allowed. Therefore even if (IF) he was naked, there is nothing wrong with that. It was the boys that violated the Ships policies and entered this room. Their mother and father should have spanked them (and I don’t believe Sgt Bernsen did.) But Sgt Bernsen is a kind man, and he is not the critical, cynical ‘trust no one’ guy like as myself. So he may not have run from the sauna (again according to the paper.)

    4. If (IF) Sgt Bernsen had engaged in this type of activity, he would not have taken this risk with his wife and sister aboard the ship (the sister, I happened to know as well.) He was in a ‘captive crime scene’ leaving a ‘paper and electronic trail.’ Behind. It’s just not believable.

    5. This criminal defense case will very much rely on the Utah Investigator. Therefore it will be an ‘investigator driven’ case. And no doubt, the Utah PI also be falsely accused of misconduct, just for defending him.[1] Then the attorney needs to be a cutting edge ‘trial attorney.’ Sad thing is, Sgt Bernsen may for financial and stress related reasons, be forced to succumb to a plea barging (even if innocent.) It happens all too often.

    6. And lastly, this could happen to me, “Oh by the grace of God, so go I.” Sgt Bernsen if you’re reading this, please look upward and stay strong.
    [1] http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/special_packages/stolenjustice/13686722.htm

  17. rogerhojonson

    all of you people are lame. this poor man has been judged already by you over alleged incidents. have any of you thought about this mans family? his friends? so what if he is mel gibson’s friend, what does that have to do with this anyway?
    like so many TRASH sites, this one only promotes hate and missunderstanding, and never the pursuit of facts. you should all get a life and puruse honest journalism, not this crap!

  18. STFU

    It takes a Jew-hating, racist, fecophiliac, pedophile to know one.

  19. yessir

    Mel Gibson is a pedophile too, because in Braveheart he was 39 and Murron his wife in that movie was only 19. He only did a naked scene, because he wanted to see her boobs. Eww, get someone your own age, not of your kid’s age. *pukes*

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