Oct 11, 20063
Quickies: Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Andy Dick’s not gay; he’s just slutty. (A Socialite’s Life)
Sandra Bullock has one hell of a mysterious lump. (Bringing Blogging Back)
Donald Trump tells Larry King that he doesn’t find Angelina Jolie attractive. That’s like a monkey taking a dump on the Mona Lisa. (Hollywood Rag)
George Clooney and Lauren Bacall? That’s the last time I eat mushrooms at six in the morning. (CityRag)
Ever wonder what it would be like to see a munchkin making out with a corpse? Well, here you go. (Egotastic)
Patrick Dempsey and Isaiah Washington kiss and make up. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Victoria Beckham has image issues. Probably because she’s built like a cricket. (Fatback and Collards)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
*sniff* Sacriledge. How dare they pair up Audrey Hepburn with Marilyn Manson.
Oct 11th, 2006
illstrtr
That’s Bette Davis! NOT lauren Bacall…how old are you, anyway? Jeez!
Oct 12th, 2006
abby
I said I was on mushrooms, fuckface. That was supposed to be another part of the joke. Jeez! How fucking slow-witted are you, anyway? And what do you have against vowels?
Oct 15th, 2006
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