Ashley Judd is Perfect
These pictures of Ashley Judd at the “Stern Star” launch in New York on Tuesday are simply Hollywood celebrity at it’s best. Really, she’s freakin’ perfect. Not slutty or overdone; just classically beautiful, reminiscent of the sirens of the Silver Screen era. I want to make sweet, sweet love to her on the beach, while a violinist serenades us and doves take flight overhead. We’d be surrounded by rainbows and a shimmery mist, and I wouldn’t have a goiter or a noticeable limp or anything. And she would kiss me, gently wiping away my single awestruck tear, and then smile at me as she put her velvety finger up my ass.
Yep, you just can’t get any more perfect than that. What can I say? I’m just a hopeless romantic.
More pictures of her hotness after the jump, including a couple of her promoting her new “American Beauty” line at Kohl’s.
Promoting her new American Beauty skin care line in New Jersey.
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
You’re right, even her toes a perfect…
And there’s ten of them
Oct 12th, 2006
Zanna
Ashley keeps copying me. I know it’s supposed to be a form of flattery but it’s starting to get annoying. And Wumby..I’m MORE perfect than her…I have ELEVEN toes.
Oct 12th, 2006
abby
One, two, three, four,
Five, six, seven…
Eight, nine, ten,
She has eleven!
Eleven! This is something new.
I wish I had eleven, too.
Dr. Seuss is always a great way to start a Thursday.
Oct 12th, 2006
easy e
Wow, she really is perfect. I’d love to see HER naked.
Oct 12th, 2006
easy e
REally, anybody know if she’s been naked in any movies? Or done Playboy? Inquiring minds want to know.
Oct 12th, 2006
sonya
I want that blue dress. And I would be more than willing to shoot her where she stands to have it. Oh, don’t worry, I’ll shoot her in the head at juuuust the right angle, so no blood will get on it.
Happy Thursday.
Oct 12th, 2006
Zanna
I’ve seen some of the stuff you’ve made, Sonya…you could probably MAKE that dress in a minute.
Oct 12th, 2006
ApacheRose
She’d be even more perfect if her mom wasn’t a complete whack-job… Christ, that woman’s irritating.
Oct 12th, 2006
petemclochness
I happen to know for a fact that the writer of this blog looks a lot like Ashley Judd, only prettier. And I get to do it with her, when I’m not out in the middle of the fucking Atlantic on a carrier full of idiot sailors. I’m a lucky bastard.
Oct 12th, 2006
Zanna
Oh man…that’s fucking AWESOME. That is like the internet equivalent of that scene in an Officer and a Gentleman when he comes in and gets her and carries her off.
Oct 12th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I also happen to know that the writer of this blog is beautiful, and I get to put it in her ass while her husband is out at sea. I’m an even luckier bastard!!! LOL…….
Oct 12th, 2006
abby
My anus is quivering with delight.
Oct 12th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Stallion, I think Ninja all ready beat you to that ass.
Those Ninjas are silent and crafty.
Petemclochness – being an ex-Marine (stand up when you read that Sailor) I applaud you for what are doing during these turbulent times.
All we had was a little thing in Beruit. You’ve got the fuckin’ world to worry about. My cover’s off to you.
Oct 12th, 2006
Baba Ganoush
Yea, watch Double jeopardy. i think she shows a breast(s) in it.
Oct 13th, 2006
Lorelei
You guys have nooo idea–lookit her movies–’Eye of the Beholder’, ‘Norma Jean and Marilyn’ where Ashley Judd played the Norma Jean side of Marilyn Monroe. Plenty nudity; good acting too, tho ‘Eye’ story was kind of messed up.
Oct 14th, 2006
Chance Silton
Sexy Ashley Judd naked and wet in sexy bikini
VIDEO here:
http://ashley-judd-video.blogspot.com/?id=9454942&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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