Harry Potter Jerks Off
Daniel Radcliffe, star of the ”Harry Potter“ movies, will be jerking off in the nude on theater stage next year, according to the Daily Mail. Where can you sign up, you ask? Right here:
Sixty people from the audience will actually be seated on stage when the Harry Potter star, in his role as the troubled groomsman Alan Strang in Peter Shaffer’s celebrated play Equus, simulates a sex act while naked and astride a horse. The play, which also stars Richard Griffiths, will be performed in the round for 16 weeks at the Gielgud Theatre on Shaftesbury Avenue, with previews starting on February 16 and an official opening night planned for February 27.
I think I’ll have a whole new spin on Harry Potter after seeing him spank it in the buff. Because I’m so going. Any chance to see a naked guy “punching the clown,” you know. I’ve already got some clever Latin-based spells to yell when he starts feigning masturbation, like “Engorgio floggatio” or “Expelliarimus semenus.” Funny stuff. Us Muggles are pretty good at the jerk-off jokes.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Who is this dude?
Oct 13th, 2006
sonya
It’s art. Same thing when I perform impromptu magic shows in the playground, with a cadaver, a hack saw and a butane lighter. Art.
Oct 13th, 2006
Italian Stallion
NO, I am not the horse, fuckers………
Oct 13th, 2006
TrannyGranny
Fuck this punk bitch. I’ll fucking jerk off on stage for real, for half of what this little girl is gonna make. Fucking Broadway, here I cum! Fuck.
Oct 13th, 2006
abby
Nobody bit at “punching the clown”? The first time I heard that I laughed my ass off.
Hi Tranny! How the hell are you, you magnificent bastard?
Oct 13th, 2006
ApacheRose
Whee! I guess Abby did finally get Zanna to uncuff T from the headboard. My fucking Friday is complete.
Oct 13th, 2006
sonya
Sorry to disappoint, Abby. But if it’ll make you feel better, how about biting your nipples?
Oct 13th, 2006
Arielle
Um… I’m wondering exactly how he’s going to “simulate” whacking off while he’s naked and onstage.
Like, wouldn’t it pretty much amount to him… actually doing it?
Oct 13th, 2006
Freddy
Instead of “A Man Called Horse”, it’s “A Man Calls a Horse”.
Ohhhh Wilbur….HELLO!!! Mr. Ed wants another audition, damnit!
Feb 5th, 2007
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