Hilary Duff Has a Stalker
Hilary Duff filed for a restraining order in Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday, claiming two men are stalking her and boyfriend Joel Madden and “that she fears for her life.” TMZ reports:
The man, whose first name is Max, “admitted to being ‘obsessed’ with [Hilary], has stated his intention of ‘removing’ his ‘enemies’ (i.e., those who prevent him from being with her), has stated his intention of purchasing a weapon, and has threatened to kill himself and to engage in dramatic actions to get her attention.” According to the documents, Max “has stated his belief that Hilary is in love with him and that Joel Madden stands in their way.”
The court documents also claim David Joseph Klein, a 50-year-old celebrity photographer who is roomates with Max, is also a threat.
The documents state, “Over the past six weeks, the defendants have engaged in an accelerated effort to make contact with Hilary, including visits to her neighborhood, to her mother’s home, to her boyfriend’s neighborhood … to Mr. Madden’s concert venue, and direct calls to Hilary’s manager.”
[Police] detained Max at least once at one of Madden’s concerts and questioned Klein at the same event.
The stars are requesting a judge to order Max and David Joseph Klein to stay at least 100 yards away from Hilary Duff, her sister Haylie, Joel Madden and his twin brother Benji.
Well, that’s Hollywood celebrity ungrateful for you. You try to do something nice for someone, and it all blows up in your face. Like that time I knitted Johnny Depp a sweater vest made from my own hair and his used band-aids. Instead of a gracious thank you card and a meal, I spent a night in jail and had to explain to a judge just exactly how I got a hold of said band-aids. Apparently, “breaking and entering” is a misdemeanor. Needless to say, that was the last time I did something nice for somebody famous. Celebrities are just thankless bastard ingrates.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
A hundred yards, doesn’t a bullet fired from a stalkers gun travel further than a hundred yards?
Can somebdy please ask “Beakman” or “Bill Nye the Science Guy”?
Oct 13th, 2006
sonya
Ha! That’ll show her. Killing yourself to get someone’s attention seems kind of self-defeating, doesn’t it?
Oct 13th, 2006
Italian Stallion
That picture doesn’t even look like her. It looks more like that ugly “Blossom” chick from back in the day………
Oct 13th, 2006
abby
I still have that sweater vest, y’all. Well, technically, it’s bagged up as “evidence” in a police locker somewhere, but I could see about getting it back if one of you guys wants it for yourself. I hear sweater vests are all the rage this season.
I have also some gloves I’m knitting out of my pubic hair, to match the vest, but they take a really long time to make. In that pubes don’t grow back as fast as you think they would. They’re about halfway done. And I’m as bald as a cueball down there.
Oct 13th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abs, since your husband is on float, and you’re all lonely and shit… how’s about I cum over like say for a weekend and treat your “bald as a cueball” snatch to a Walrus sized tongue bathing?
Oct 13th, 2006
Shawn
Hey Walrus Gumboot, I think we both think alike because that is exactly what I thought, a hundred yards in nothing. A person could easily aim well at a football field’s distance. Also, great references for selecting “Beakman” or “Bill Nye the Science Guy.” I use to watch Beakman’s World every Saturday and I recently found out that reruns (I assume) are now airing on FOX. This totally surprised me a weekend ago when I saw it was on tv, I loved that show.
Oct 14th, 2006
Emma
I am one of your fans,Hilary,but i am not that crazy about you.I can’t believe that you have a stalker!I feel so sorry for you.Are you ok?Areyou that scared?I hope you are fine and totally away from that freak!Oh,well,bye!!!tootles!
Nov 6th, 2006
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