Team Firecrotch is Poor
Page Six reports this morning that über-sweaty oil heir Brandon Davis “appears to be running out of reserves.” That’s right: “Team Firecrotch” is going for broke. This has to smart the greasy butterball, who several months ago was videotaped calling Lindsay Lohan “poor” — only worth $7 million — during a frightfully witty dissertation on her genitals. Page Six reports:
[Brandon Davis] bounced a $10,000 check he gave to “Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis, and he’s also said to owe record producer Scott Storch and The Palm casino owner George Maloof… Before Brandon told Page Six, “[Fuck] you,” and hung up, he explained that his check had bounced because he was switching banks and that he’d paid Francis back in cash (which Francis denies). The check, a copy of which was obtained by Page Six, states it was refused for “insufficient funds.”
Where I come from, seven million is more than ten thousand. It’s a little something I like to call “math.” It seems tricky because the number seven is smaller than the number ten when you’re counting on your fingers, but it has to do with the all those extra zeroes they stick on the end and their place values. But don’t feel bad, Brandon. Really, if sweat were legal tender, I’m sure you’d be the richest bastard in the West. At the very least, the smelliest.
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Walrus Gumboot
And why is he giving $10,000 to “Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis in the first place? Does he have a stake in said company?
Shouldn’t he be giving that sum of money to a worthwhile charity like “Geriatric Aids Inc.’ or the “Walrus Gumboot United Negroe College Fund”?
Think Brandon, think!
Oct 16th, 2006
ApacheRose
Brandon Davis is a lying piece of shit, but maybe Parisite will bail him out, hand him some cash. Although, maybe he doesn’t yet look homeless enough for that yet. Give it time.
Wally- He should be donating his money to the “ApacheRose Needs More Lingerie and Lube” fund.
How can I be so tired that I can barely drink my breakfast, yet be ready sex? Makes no sense…
Happy Fucking Monday!
Oct 16th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Apache, I think the reason you can be ready for sex at anytime or anywhere is because you are an insatiable piece of ass!
Oct 16th, 2006
Audrey
If Brandon is broke, maybe it’s because it all went up his nose, or into a pipe. Drugs are very expensive, and can eat away a fortune before you know it.
Oct 16th, 2006
sonya
Perhaps he can tap the oil in his pores and sell it to those poor native Alaskans for heating fuel.
Oct 16th, 2006
Italian Stallion
The motherfucker has more oil than Iraq, fuck the war Bush, just go after this asshole. Wait, Bush would just fuck that up too………………
Oct 16th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Fuck Fuck Fuck………LOL
Oct 16th, 2006
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