Christina Aguilera Delights Urine Fetishists
If seeing a completely nude Christina Aguilera squatting over a bucket of urine doesn’t “crank your tractor,” well, then, you must be some kind of prude. The Post-Chronicle reports:
Christina Aguilera has confessed to urinating in a bucket, while completely naked in front of a room full of people. The ‘Dirrty’ singer was caught short during a costume change on tour, and had to pass water in front of her entire back stage crew… Christina, who is convinced there is video footage of her in the act, insists she didn’t mind everybody seeing her in the nude because she is proud of her sexy body. She told Blender magazine: “I’m very comfortable with my naked body. There’s probably even some video of me peeing.”
Remember that Seinfeld episode about “good naked” and “bad naked”? Good Naked = artfully arranged on a chaise lounge eating strawberries; Bad Naked = hunched over a bucket expelling liquid waste. It’s easy to get confused. I keep a handy “Good Naked User’s Guide” in my wallet, just so I don’t make the kind of embarrasing mistakes that Xtina did. Like that time I thought I’d move the entertainment center naked even though I had stomach virus. “Moving heavy furniture while batttling explosive diarrhea” wasn’t on the list under “good naked,” so I just didn’t do it. Simple as that. It’s a very handy list.
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
ApacheRose
I wonder, does the possible video show her dick? She tried so hard to look female, that she overshot and just screams, “Drag queen” or “pre-op trannie”.
Ew.
Oct 17th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I think that is really nice when a celebrity is willing to go that extra mile for their fans.
Xtina (Xtina is what her true fans call her) is so hip to her fans, she doesn’t even have time to look for a bathroom.
“Fuck it, just give me a bucket!”
“Give me a bucket!”
“Why?”
“GET ME a bucket!”
“Here!”
sploooosssh!! “AAAAhhhhh!!!”
Oct 17th, 2006
abby
Christina taking a dump in a bucket — now that’s something I’d pay to see.
Oct 17th, 2006
erica
she’s a fucking disgusting pig who bought her gross fake body off the discount rack at fucking ho-world. let’s all stop looking at her and maybe she’ll disappear and quit singing out of that fucking shnoz of hers. i’m sorry daddy hit her once but how long can she milk it? she is not abused anymore, she has chosen to not break the cycle and continue on, abusing US. she’s proud of her silicone piss that comes out of gangrene twat. lovely. i’d keep that to myself if i was her.
Oct 17th, 2006
abby
“gangrene twat” — I’ll be adding that to my repetoire.
Oct 17th, 2006
sonya
You know it’s gangrene if it smells like cheese.
“Things I Learned From Watching Saving Private Ryan.”
Oct 17th, 2006
abby
I learned about 18,000 ways I don’t want to die.
Oct 17th, 2006
erica
Try like 18,001 if you count drowning in “Xtina’s” (same nickname as Christ? I think not!) putrid, toxic, silicone cheeze-ridden, gangrened fucking moldy-ass piss. To match her POSSUM reflection in the mirror.
Oct 17th, 2006
erica
p.s. her implants are far too low. i wouldn’t get too far ahead of herself with her “sexy body” delusion. she looks like a fucking german nazi experiment, what with two fucking huge plastic (and apparently very much weighted) globes put under her emaciated skin.
Oct 17th, 2006
erica
not too mention the possum face transplant they gave her, as mentioned above. fuckin a is she an ugly-ass overrated dog.
Oct 17th, 2006
Steevo
THATS NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT XTINA!!!
Oct 17th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Erica has issues with Christina, I like it!
Oct 18th, 2006
easy e
Everybody has issues today.
Oct 18th, 2006
Stage
At least she doesn’t pretend to be some innocent woman.
Oct 18th, 2006
Chickadee
I never liked this clown!! She Justin and Britney needs to go away, they’re losers!!
Oct 26th, 2006
Nathanial Amburn
Really sexy video with Christina Aguilera found here:
http://christina-aguilera-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=87789648&s=y
Full video!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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