Quickies: Big Bang Theory

Leonardo DiCaprio is creating a reality show about the environment. That Leo really has his fingers on the pulse of America’s youth. (Gabsmash)
Nicky Hilton knows that nothing books up a new hotel like a bunch of naked guys clutching their weiners. I’ve already arranged a two week stay, and I don’t even know where the hell it is. (MollyGood)
Michael Douglas thinks he’s a “bad boy.” I can’t even type that without laughing. (Spank Cheeks)
More baby momma drama for Madonna. (A Socialite’s Life)
Kirsten Dunst without makeup. Underneath the face paint, she’s really an eleven-year old girl. You perverts. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Mischa Barton’s ugly new do. (Celebitchy)
I’m sure you’ll be seeing Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning after you get a load of these pictures of Diora Baird. (Popoholic)
MTV’s The Real Word/Road Rules challenge “The Duel” starts its new season tonight at 10 p.m. As expected, dirty hookups aplenty. (You Tube)

8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
I never thought Kirsten Dunst was hot until now. Bleeccchh!!!
Oct 19th, 2006
Christopher Longaway
Your not the only one. BLLLLEEEEEEECCCCHHHHHH!!!
Oct 19th, 2006
sonya
Without my makeup, I look like Salma Hayek. I don’t want a lot of attention and certainly don’t want men to be following me around, so I put on tons of makeup and to look like the sonya you see today.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oct 19th, 2006
abby
Oh, Sonya, I can relate! I’ve even tried stage makeup and prosthetics, but nothing seems to be able to obscure my radiant beauty. That’s why I have to sit inside in the dark in front of a computer all day. Alone. And drunk. My fuckin’ beauty. It’s a heavy cross to bear.
Oct 19th, 2006
sonya
Oh great, the freakin’ lamebananas is back on the Fish. Apparently waiting all this time to try to find me, and he goes and posts, “Sonya, you’re probly better off staying out of this. You don’t want me starting up on you again.” or some crap like that, then posts the link to my myspace page. What a freakin’ WEIRDO!
Oct 19th, 2006
evil bunny
thinking maybe lame bananas and papa-not-so-hot know each other. kind of a funny coincidence they both re-surfaced at the same time.
joke ‘em if they can’t take a fuck, eh?
Oct 19th, 2006
sonya
BUNNY! How are ya babe? I was thinking about you this morning while lathering up my breasts in the shower!
Ha ha, joking aside, I really was thinking that I needed to email you. How the hell are you feeling?
Oct 19th, 2006
evil bunny
wow! much better after that jolly welcome!!
and, yes, you do need to mail me. HALLOWEEN AT DISNEYLAND!!!
sorry, nervous twitch.
i’ll drop you an email after PT manana, ‘kay??
love to all my other buds (why is everythihg so green???)
Oct 20th, 2006
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