Oct 20, 2006
Liz Hurley Sexes Up Breast Cancer
Tags: elizabeth hurley, liz hurley
Certified MILF Elizabeth Hurley reprised her role as spokesmodel for cosmetic giant Estee Lauder yesterday at the Pink Ribbon Signing in London. You know, it takes genuine talent to make breast cancer awareness look that sexy. Ad execs should consider implementing Liz in commercials for hemorrhoid creams or nail fungus treatments or something. I know I’d be all about some Tuck’s Medicated Wipes if hers was the face staring up at me off the box. Granted, I’d probably be all over the wipes anyway because of the constant burning and itching associated with my anal fissures, but it would still be better with her face on the box. That’s all I’m saying.
More pics of Liz at the signing after the jump.
50 Comments, Comment or Ping
Zanna
“anal fissures” made me laugh out loud. Let me know if you need help with that.
Oct 20th, 2006
Christopher Longaway AKA Douchebag
Nice tits on the second pic. I wouldn’t mind taking those puppies out for a walk, if you know what I mean. Elizabeth is getting older, you can really see it showing up in her face now. But she is still considerably attractive, to say the least. She sort of has a likeness to Madonna now, just imagine her with blond hair.
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Zanna, I was going to use “anal fissures” in my comment as well, but you beat me to it. It wouldn’t be proper blogger etiquette for anal fissures to be used in consecutive posts. I’ll use my standby comment.
In that first pic, before the “jump”, what is a “blurred out” Katie Holmes doing in the backround?
Speaking of Katie Holmes, did we all see the pic of Katie “upskirted”?
http://ke68r-hmwq9yudzp0j.usercash.com/
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Oh Yeeeah!
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Oct 20th, 2006
Zanna
I say throw blogger etiquette to the wind, Wally.
Is anyone elses page flashing when they are typing? I’m feeling….a siezure coming on…………..dddddddda;eodreuewa09r
Oct 20th, 2006
Zanna
I just checked that out, Wally…are you sure that is Katie Holmes? Anyway, judging by that view, I’m glad she is wearing panties.
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Yeeeah! Zanna, my page flashes periodically and it bothers the fuck out of me. So much so, that since I’ve been coming to Yeeah to comment, I’ve gone through three monitors. I threw a brick through the first two.
Therefore Abby’s bosses WILL be reimbursing me for monitors lost or Abby can repay me in sexual favors.
Oct 20th, 2006
abby
Hey y’all! Hit refresh and that god awful flashing will stop. Sorry about that. Pays the bills and all. Unless you bastards want to send me money instead. That includes you, Longaway aka Douchebag! Count yourself among the faithful now. Zanna and Walrus, top o’ the morning to ya.
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
If Yeeeah! is going to “underline” certain words for advertising purposes, why can’t it underline good words like “anal fissures” or “douchebag”. Speaking of which, what’s up Christopher, way to play along. If you want to be a part of a real band of freaks, start here http://www.cock-ninja.blogspot.com/ and click the links. We’re all friends.
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Bite me Abby… …I mean that literally and figuratively.
Would PLEASE help?
Oct 20th, 2006
Christopher Longaway AKA Douchebag
Walrus Gumboot, I had a chance to check out your website. Very educational. I had no idea primates liked getting head as much as humans…so like us. I am currently in the process of developing my own website, so I will tell you how that goes when its done. Its really about Rom hacking, so,you know how long it takes to hack a game and make it your own…I will sign your guest book later, I have to start work soon, and I cannot go on the computer because we don’t have one there.
Abby? Is this your website by the way? Are you friends with Molly Goodson?
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Longaway, it’s not MY site, but I do know the owner.
You have to click the links to get the full effect of all the other sites in “our” circle of misfits. You can visit them day or night and leave a comment to get out some pent-up aggression or to pick up a hot chick or dude, depends on which way you roll.
Oct 20th, 2006
Zanna
Yes, it is a circle of misfits alright. God bless us all.
Oct 20th, 2006
Phil
Hi everyone,
I filtered out most of those annoying flashing ads. You shouldn’t see them anymore.
Phil, aka The Captain
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Phil, I enjoyed the “annoying flashing ads”… about as much as I enjoy root-canal or a rectal exam.
P.S. If you’re “The Captain”, where’s Tennille?
http://www.captainandtennille.net/
Oct 20th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Thanks Phil!!! I thought I was having acid flashbacks or something, and Wally was in Vietnam I think, so Imagine what he was going through. Now can you make Abby not be so damn funny. This is my fucking second suit ruined from spitting coffee out my nose…………
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Stallion, just so yuu know, a “suit” does not consist of a t-shirt, boxer shorts and flip-flops.
Oct 20th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Actually smartass, mine are fine Italian made suits that I get when I go over, dick……LOL
A lot cheaper over there……….
Oct 20th, 2006
Phil
Walrus: Tennille is sitting next to me. She’s playing with my peg leg.
Italian Stallion: You should take your clothes off prior to reading Abby’s posts. That’s what I do.
Oct 20th, 2006
Zanna
I just came out of my seizure. Whose wallet is in my mouth?
Oct 20th, 2006
ApacheRose
Wally, you pimpin’ us freaks out? You gotta stop that shit, or pitch in for more condoms and crotchless panties for us girls, and boxer-briefs and Astro-glide for the fudgepackers. A dental plan would also be nice.
Stallion–I don’t care HOW nice your suits are, they’re not complete unless there are silk boxers underneath. Just sayin’…
Oct 20th, 2006
TinMan
Liz looks great, as usual. Anyone here expect Lindsay Lohan to look this good when she’s forty?
Oct 20th, 2006
ApacheRose
I think most of us would be truly shocked if Lindsay LIVED to be forty, period.
Oct 20th, 2006
pinky_nip
Stallion, your suit would look better on my bedroom floor.
yuck-yuck.
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Apache baby, the more the merrier as far as “blogging” goes!
Oct 20th, 2006
Christopher Longaway AKA Douchebag
Back from work, I bet you’ll never guess what I do. I am a Paparazzi. Didn’t get any photos though. I was trying to spot a very unpopular actor not worth mentioning, my lead turned out to be garbage.
Walrus, Cock Ninja’s site rocks. Especially that part about the Chink cam stand.That one girl, Anastasia BeaverHausen, she is a hottie. And so is that girl laid out on the table, drunk, surrounded by beer bottles. Does she like, hate jews? because I am one. I know, I hate myself.
I want in on this site. How do I join?
Oct 20th, 2006
Zanna
How do you join? All you have to do is send me 500.00 and Walrus and Anasasia and myself will send you the application forms and we’ll uh…take it from there.
Oct 20th, 2006
Christopher Longaway AKA Douchebag
Ha,Ha,Ha, Zanna. Im not that stupid. I happened to notice that Everyone has a google blogspot. But I was wondering, do you have to have an invitation to be admitted to CockNinja’s site? Oh, and about the jew thing…just forget I even mentioned that.
Oct 20th, 2006
ApacheRose
Invitation? To Ninja’s site? I think we’re all party crashing all the time. Christoph, go to Ninj’s site, click on all the links off to the right, that’s the “circle of misfits/freaks” that Walrus keeps talking about. All you need is a thick skin, a wicked sarcastic streak, an insane libido and to be at least slightly insane. Expect a little hazing at first, too… Just a heads-up.
I keep thinking about starting a blog, but I’m so very, very outclassed. It’d just be embarassing.
Oct 20th, 2006
Christopher Longaway AKA Douchebag
Are you guys serious about the misfits thing? I mean, I am not going to be judged by you guys for being insane or anything? I don’t want anyone thinking Im a freak, that is, I don’t want anyone thinking I am a freak if they are sane, because I am insane. Was walrus really serious about being able to meet girls like beaver? Because I have been meaning to cheat on my wife( already have, but, it didn’t go well ). I got married to early, at 19, I am 20 now. I would leave her, but I have a daughter by her. Plus, we don’t even live in the same country. I am in America, she is in Israel. She won’t even give me head. She says she hates the way a penis looks. Is something wrong with her? Ladies?
Oct 20th, 2006
abby
Try putting a bow tie on your weiner. That always helps me.
Oct 20th, 2006
ApacheRose
You’ll fit in just fine…
As your other question: I find the penis a beautiful, suckable, fuckable thing. I have to say, though, it’s probably difficult to give intercontinental blow jobs… maybe you’re expecting too much. Unless of course, your dick reaches from America to Israel, in which case you could make a fortune taking that thing on tour.
Oct 20th, 2006
Christopher Longaway AKA Douchebag
ApacheRose: Bless you. Bless you ALL. ApacheRose, I think you and I have alot to talk about. I love women that love penis.
Oct 20th, 2006
Chickadee
She looks her age, I guess. She looks like a hag!
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Cumon’ Lizzy, what’s up with the boobs?
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