Nelly Furtado Fugs Up An Awards Show
Nelly Furtado showed up at the MTV Latin America Awards in a dress she borrowed from a trapeze artist and a hair piece from the “Moe From The Three Stooges” line. At least, I hope that’s a hair piece, because if someone actually did that to her bangs she’s gonna have to wait like a year for them to grow out. I know because this one time I was drunk and doing a bong hit, and I accidently lit my hair on fire. I was so drunk that I didn’t realize what was happening until a good bit of my hair had already burned off, but then I finally noticed the flames and had the ingenious idea to dump the bong water over my head. The only thing is, bongs are really long and narrow, so instead of turning it right side up over my head I got it about halfway around before bashing it against my own skull. It lacerated my forehead and everything. I really bled a lot before I passed out. And most of the hair around my face burned off. So, anyway, all of those jokes you made about my having a lobotomy and being retarded are just stupid. At least my hairstyle was the product of a fire. It’s not like I paid a stylist for the look or anything. Jerk.
More pics of Moe Jr. at the awards after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
nrrvus
Thats a hilarious reference to the moe head, she really is fugly in those shots. By contrast her video woth Timbaland, hot as hell.
Crying laughing at your bong/laceration story, and hence the moe head, killing myself , tears down the face.
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
“and a hair piece from the “Moe From The Three Stooges” line”… …Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk !!!
Oct 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, that write-up alone is going to keep me coming back here again and again, as long as I’m able.
Oct 20th, 2006
sonya
She is giving a serious wonky-eyed death stare in the 1st picture.
I see she’s chosen another outfit that will earn her a well-deserved place on gofugyourself.com, along with those hideous beribboned pantaloons she wore before.
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/06/so_you_think_yo.html
Oct 20th, 2006
sonya
P.S.
I hate it when women smile with their tongue between their teeth. A woman in my office (let’s call her “Squaty”) does that when she’s talking to men and it drives me insane. I want to chuck her on her chin so she bites herself. Hee hee
Oct 20th, 2006
ApacheRose
That first pic… she looks like a slightly more ethnic version of Courtney Cox (oh, fine, throw in Arquette at the end). Just me?
Oct 20th, 2006
Christopher Longaway AKA Douchebag
I really like Nelly Furtado….NOT!!!
Oh, and one thing I forgot to mention: I have an ArchNemesis that goes by the surname Inspector Gadget.He likes to post using my name on MollyGood.com, just a heads up.
Oct 20th, 2006
abby
I have an archnemesis named “Being Sober” who follows me around sometimes. He really has it out for me. You never know when he might show up and fuck up a good time. You might want to watch out for him, too.
In other news, I love you guys and delight in making you laugh. Especially at my own expense. Next time I’ll have to tell you about puncturing my kidney with a yard glass at my high school reunion. Boy, is that ever a crazy story! xoxo Abby
Oct 20th, 2006
m
This made me choke on my lunch!
Oct 20th, 2006
Sandal Showcase
First off, that sucks about the bong hit…
Secondly, i think i actually like that dress that Nelly Furtado is wearing. As a non-fan of hers, i think she looks great…until you focus in on her face. Her eyes look crooked and she is wearing sooo much foundation/bronzer! The hair didnt help at all either…ugh..
And lastly, i have to say that that was one hilarious write-up you did! Keep it up!
Oct 21st, 2006
Chickadee
Is the air in Canada that damaging because she looks old!!
Oct 26th, 2006
josper
i want a kiss from her.
Jan 30th, 2007
Sara Wilson
Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
Apr 5th, 2007
emma
cool blog!
Apr 9th, 2007
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