Kate Moss is Having Pete’s Baby
Rumors has it that supermodel Kate Moss is pregnant with rocker Pete Doherty’s bastard child. The couple was spotted ring-shopping in Florence over the weekend, confirming speculation of a possible winter wedding. Digital Spy reports:
Doherty’s uncle… claims that [Pete] called him from Italy… to share the news. “I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant,” [he] told the Sunday Mirror. “That is why they want to get married. Pete told me they want a baby together to cement their marriage.”
Everybody knows the best thing for two people with crippling life-long drug addictions is a newborn baby. The way they cry all the time and wake up three or four times during the night to eat — it’s definitely the next logical step after your fourth or fifth time in rehab. Next, maybe Kate and Pete could move into a flat built entirely out of bricked heroin and cocaine. And then they could decorate their new house with syringes and mirrors and lighters. Yep, babies are really all you need to “cement” your relationship and new-found sobriety. It just makes sense.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Matt
I doubt if this is true. I’ve seen photos of Pete Doherty lately and he didn’t look like he could sire anything, to be honest.
Still, if a kid is on the way, I do pity the poor bub. He may be surrounded by money but there sure as hell won’t be any security.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
That baby is going to come out with three limbs on top and one on the bottom.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Midnight
Lets hope not. Poor baby.
Oct 23rd, 2006
abby
Cigarette smoke and cocaine don’t hurt a fetus, right? I mean, what’s the placenta for, then?
Oct 23rd, 2006
Italian Stallion
How in the hell did that sperm find the egg?
Oct 23rd, 2006
sonya
I’ve got an all-exclusive photograph of Kate and Pete’s developing spawn in utero:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/mermaid1064.jpg
Oct 23rd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Absolutley hilarious, my dear Sonya.
Oct 23rd, 2006
sonya
Didja see the resemblance? And the poor thing’s already scared shitless.
Oct 23rd, 2006
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