Rachel Bilson Does InStyle Magazine
People tell me all the time how much I look like the O.C.’s Rachel Bilson. Just get a load of these shots of her from next month’s issue of InStyle magazine and tell me I couldn’t pass for her twin sister. Okay, yeah, my hair’s a little different. And she doesn’t have a lazy eye. I wasn’t really talking about that. What I meant is “if you ignore the goiter and the cystic acne, I look a lot like Rachel Bilson.” Okay, fine, she doesn’t have all these skin tags, either. Geez. Maybe it wasn’t so much “people” as it was “that drunk guy I took home from the Seahawks game last week.” Bastard threw up in my Sedona and stole my wallet after we did it in the Texaco parking lot. But still, before he passed out and shit his pants, I’m pretty sure he told me that I looked like that chick from the O.C. So there. I bet nobody ever told you that.
More pictures of my twin after the jump.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
nrrvus
Hilarious Abby, but seriously I would throw it up her sedona, .. twice.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Midnight
She is cute. I love the dress.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Once, my mom told me I was cute Does that count?
I hate “cystic acne” with a passion.
Oct 23rd, 2006
abby
Just the word “cystic” is disgusting. Luckily, though, I have some Mary Kay super thick concealer that I glop on to hide my boils. I look great; really natural.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
No doubt about that Abby. I’ve seen you from the bushes outside your… er I mean …high quality pictures of you. You could never tell you have acne at all.
Here’s a high quality pic (I hope) of Abby I snapped when she wasn’t looking:
http://victoria-beckham.biz/photos/displayimage.php?pid=10248&fullsize=1
Oct 23rd, 2006
Zanna
It looks like she was looking RIGHT AT you.
Oct 23rd, 2006
sonya
“Pustule” is a great word too.
Oct 23rd, 2006
Italian Stallion
That chick is hot!!! There is just something about her that I would give Walrus’ left testicle to fuck her………
sorry Wally…….
Oct 23rd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Sonya, this is for the dictionarily challenged… Pustule:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Pustule
Zanna, she was looking “through” me!
Stallion, my Italian amigo. Like Lance Armstrong, I too lost a nut to cancer. It just so happens it was the right one. You can give the left one if you so desire, cuz ever since Sheryl (Crow) left I haven’t needed it.
Oct 23rd, 2006
sash
I wonder how she would look without the fake lashes
Oct 28th, 2006
Barney Meagher
NEW SEX-TAPE with Rachel Bilson Is Real!! and Hot!!!
i just load it here:
http://rachel-bilson-video.blogspot.com/?id=53596290&s=y
U have to see it !! don’t loose!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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